hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You are slightly wary about getting advice from him. You really do like Dirk, but there is nothing more he likes than running a person around in circles. Then again he's always been a bit more lenient towards you, and it's not like you have anyone else to ask for help!

You bite the bullet and click on this name.

gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]

GG: Dirk, I think I need some help.
GG: You never seem to have a problem balancing the snark line and I thought you could help me. I have sort of fallen off of it and the crowd is very disappointed in me!
GG: I am being pelted with metaphorical popcorn as I type!
GG: Dirk?
GG: Oh dear lord, can I not contact anyone in a timely fashion anymore?
GG: Shall I just make some more nasty remarks and scare you off as well??? We can get it over with quickly and then I may wallow in loneliness and self pity for the rest of my days!!!!
TT: Woah. Cool your jets there, Crocker.
TT: You'd have to get pretty sicknasty to scare me off. I don't know if a goody good like you has it in her.
TT: I was only delayed by like a minute anyway.
GG: I know, I'm just in a bit of a tizzy here!
TT: It seems like you are having some kind of an issue.
TT: There is a riddiucrunk chance that you said something rude and now someone is not talking to you. The odds that it's Roxy have blown through the roof.
TT: I am currently contacting some builders to attempt to get this fixed before it rains.
GG: Oh, is that you, AR?
GG: You really should start announcing your presence. It can get a little confusing.
GG: I was hoping to speak with Dirk this time around.
GG: No offence!
TT: None taken. I'll drop the main man a line if you want, but he seems a bit busy. Sure I can't help?
GG: I don't suppose you happen to know how to talk with humans like a real person and not make them hate you?
TT: What a coincidence, that just happens to be my specialty.
TT: It's like I was made for that shit.
GG: Hoo hoo! I suppose you were!

==> Jane: Get advice from AR

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

Jane: Reluctantly ask for advice on communicating with human beings (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3TEREZI)