hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You think you'll try writing it down for him. He may not understand you when you speak but maybe he can read?

At least, you think that until you remember that you can't write because you don't have thumbs!!! Come on, get it together.

You'll have to try something else then!

> Jade: Interpretive dance.

> Jade: Interpretive dance.

Luckily you happen to have you handy I-PAW PLAYER with you!

You soon start blasting 'Who let the dogs out' from it, and start your slick interpretive dance moves! The boy in the cape seems UNIMPRESSED HOWEVER.

You'd like to see him try better!

>JADE: Onto plan 2!

You go onto plan 2, that consist mostly in speak to him in his own language. Maybe doing that he will understand what you want to say. You think that you have already some knowledge on this primitive idom.

Yes!! You caught his attention!

Jade ==> Be the STRANGER DOUCHEBAG

You are now DAVE STRIDER.

You were just on your way to your BRO'S when you ran into a literal anime dog girl who promptly sniffed your ass and called you a douchebag.

Clearly this encounter will only end in tears, and only someone who hated themselves would pursue it any further.

>Dave: Abscond?

Abscond?

oh hell no.
you are a coolkid, and you will take this indignity like a MAN, thank you very much.

In any case, you've wasted enough time here. You need to get to GRANDMA'S HOUSE and deliver some cookies before sundown. According to your bro, GRANDMA'S HOUSE isn't actually a house- it's some sort of jail where prisoners are forced to eat pizza until they turn into pizza god tiers. You're pretty sure he was lying, though.

There is only one problem: you have no idea how to get there! Perhaps you should ask the rude furry for directions.

>Dave: indulge yourself in interpretive furry dance

> Dave: indulge yourself in interpretive furry dance

NOPE. Nope nope NOPE nope nope nope.

Sorry, but even you, Captain of the Shitty Irony Ship, can't do this.

You kindly (as best as you can, which means shoving the girl out of the way) bid her goodbye, because you don't think it would even be a good idea to try to deal with this chick anymore. Shit'll make you go crazy, you swear.

...Unless you already are.

> Dave: Question your sanity.

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

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Jade: FIND ANOTHER WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THIS GUY (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)

> Jade: Interpretive dance. (FILL: TEAM DAVESPRITE<3JADE))

>JADE: Onto plan 2! (FILL: TEAM EQUIUS<3GAMZEE)

>Jade: Be the STRANGER DOUCHEBAG (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3TAVROS)

>DAVE:ABSCOND? (FILL: TEAM ROSE <3 SOLLUX)

>Dave: indulge yourself in interpretive furry dance (FILL: TEAM DIRK<3ROXY)