megaparsecs: (terezi is pleased)
megaparsecs ([personal profile] megaparsecs) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-08-11 04:39 am (UTC)

FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--
CG: STRIDER.
CG: AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT RUFFLE MY EXTERMIS FRONDS TO SAY THIS, I NEED YOUR HELP.

TG: hold on a sec man i gotta screencap this right here
TG: for posterity im gonna frame this shit sleep with it next to me
TG: it gets a special pillow heck i might just embroider this mofucker straight onto one

CG: DONE?
TG: yeah bro go on
CG: YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE HUMAN MUSIC GROUP ICP RIGHT
TG: oh no
TG: oh no shit i just looked at my calendar

CG: YOU HAVE A CALENDAR
TG: im a busy man people all want a piece of this sweet strider day planner
TG: gotta schedule everyone out no cant meet you then already got an interview with time magazine set up
TG: youre at the gathering arent you

CG: OH GOOD IM NOT HALLUCINATING
TG: yeah but on the other hand this is a real thing thats really happening to you
TG: sweaty juggalo bellies all up in your business
TG: sweet succulent rivers of fayo flowin all around you
TG: and the whooping lets not even talk about the whooping

CG: THE DEMONIC CRY OF WHOOP WHOOP WILL RESONATE IN MY EARS FOREVERMORE
TG: did makara drag you along that shits like his fuckin paradise
TG: that or else hes about to get his wicked murder on cause of heresy and shit

CG: NO I CAME OF MY OWN VOLITION
CG: IM A BIG FAN OF THEIR LATEST MOVIE “SHITPOCALYPSE TWO: THE DONG GETS DUNGED” OF FUCKING COURSE HE DID
CG: THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE HES NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE
CG: THERES BEEN A LOT OF SHOOSHING

TG: yo whatever you do with your alien clown in your own time is your business
CG: SHUT UP YOU MAKE IT SOUND OBSCENE
TG: it is
TG: i never want to witness his clownpaint smeared self draped on top of you like the most grotesque pair of kittens imaginable

CG: WHATEVER. HES BONDING I THINK. WITH THE OTHERS
CG: HE SHOWED THEM EARLIER HOW HE APPLIES HIS FACEPAINT
CG: APPARENTLY HE HAS EXTRAORDINARY TECHNIQUE
CG: SO HE HAS THAT GOING FOR HIM
CG: BUT HE SEEMS TO BE GETTING ALONG ALL RIGHT

TG: you can tell by the frequency of whoops if theres only one every five minutes somethings gone horribly wrong
TG: are you holding up all right have you given in to the juggalopocalypse
TG: have they infected you vantas
TG: vantas
TG: i have a very serious question to ask you

CG: WHAT
TG: are you down with the clown
CG: . . .
TG: oh man i think i could hear the reflexive whooping that just sprang up around you from here in houston
TG: you poor motherfucker just hide behind makara and make fragile whooping sounds once in a while try to look small and unmenacing which actually you know what youre probably doin good there
TG: dont drink any grape faygo try not to drink too much home brewed alcohol dont let anyone spraypaint your naked form and dont have unprotected sex
TG: safe sex is fun sex kids

CG: I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR THAT
CG: I THINK ITS GOING TO BE OKAY
CG: PROBABLY
CG: WAIT
CG: SHIT

TG: what
CG: I HAVENT HEARD A HONK OR A WHOOP FROM OUTSIDE THIS TENT SINCE WE STARTED TALKING
TG: oh shit
TG: run man run

CG: HELP
TG: theres no help for you now
TG: godspeed and may the axeman be ever at your side


--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--

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