hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 5

Bonus Round 5

Tales from the Road

Hey, shippers! HSO is winding down, so we thought we'd take a look back at the journey, so to speak. With that in mind, this next bonus round is going to be roadtrip-themed! Give us a little taste of your characters' life on the road, whatever form that takes.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of one ship (friendship/gen is fine too!) and a location. This cannot be your team's ship! This round we will not be giving points for prompts.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Bonus Round 5 is now closed!

16/08/12 Comments are unscreened again, for the sake of comments on fills. No new fills are being counted for points.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--
CG: STRIDER.
CG: AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT RUFFLE MY EXTERMIS FRONDS TO SAY THIS, I NEED YOUR HELP.
TG: hold on a sec man i gotta screencap this right here
TG: for posterity im gonna frame this shit sleep with it next to me
TG: it gets a special pillow heck i might just embroider this mofucker straight onto one
CG: DONE?
TG: yeah bro go on
CG: YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE HUMAN MUSIC GROUP ICP RIGHT
TG: oh no
TG: oh no shit i just looked at my calendar
CG: YOU HAVE A CALENDAR
TG: im a busy man people all want a piece of this sweet strider day planner
TG: gotta schedule everyone out no cant meet you then already got an interview with time magazine set up
TG: youre at the gathering arent you
CG: OH GOOD IM NOT HALLUCINATING
TG: yeah but on the other hand this is a real thing thats really happening to you
TG: sweaty juggalo bellies all up in your business
TG: sweet succulent rivers of fayo flowin all around you
TG: and the whooping lets not even talk about the whooping
CG: THE DEMONIC CRY OF WHOOP WHOOP WILL RESONATE IN MY EARS FOREVERMORE
TG: did makara drag you along that shits like his fuckin paradise
TG: that or else hes about to get his wicked murder on cause of heresy and shit
CG: NO I CAME OF MY OWN VOLITION
CG: IM A BIG FAN OF THEIR LATEST MOVIE “SHITPOCALYPSE TWO: THE DONG GETS DUNGED” OF FUCKING COURSE HE DID
CG: THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE HES NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE
CG: THERES BEEN A LOT OF SHOOSHING
TG: yo whatever you do with your alien clown in your own time is your business
CG: SHUT UP YOU MAKE IT SOUND OBSCENE
TG: it is
TG: i never want to witness his clownpaint smeared self draped on top of you like the most grotesque pair of kittens imaginable
CG: WHATEVER. HES BONDING I THINK. WITH THE OTHERS
CG: HE SHOWED THEM EARLIER HOW HE APPLIES HIS FACEPAINT
CG: APPARENTLY HE HAS EXTRAORDINARY TECHNIQUE
CG: SO HE HAS THAT GOING FOR HIM
CG: BUT HE SEEMS TO BE GETTING ALONG ALL RIGHT
TG: you can tell by the frequency of whoops if theres only one every five minutes somethings gone horribly wrong
TG: are you holding up all right have you given in to the juggalopocalypse
TG: have they infected you vantas
TG: vantas
TG: i have a very serious question to ask you
CG: WHAT
TG: are you down with the clown
CG: . . .
TG: oh man i think i could hear the reflexive whooping that just sprang up around you from here in houston
TG: you poor motherfucker just hide behind makara and make fragile whooping sounds once in a while try to look small and unmenacing which actually you know what youre probably doin good there
TG: dont drink any grape faygo try not to drink too much home brewed alcohol dont let anyone spraypaint your naked form and dont have unprotected sex
TG: safe sex is fun sex kids
CG: I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR THAT
CG: I THINK ITS GOING TO BE OKAY
CG: PROBABLY
CG: WAIT
CG: SHIT
TG: what
CG: I HAVENT HEARD A HONK OR A WHOOP FROM OUTSIDE THIS TENT SINCE WE STARTED TALKING
TG: oh shit
TG: run man run
CG: HELP
TG: theres no help for you now
TG: godspeed and may the axeman be ever at your side

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--

oh man this is awesome - i love how clearly dave is enjoying karkats suffering, these two have such perfect interaction here

oh my SWEET JUGGALO GOD this is hilarious, everyone is PERFECT, JEEZ what a predicament

thanks so much for filling this holy heck

BONUS ROUND 5

Bonus Round 5

FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI