YOU KNOW WHAT, SUCKERS? I AM NOT FUCKING DONE SPAMMING THIS BONUS ROUND FOR INFORMATIVE PURPOSES AND ALSO POINTS. SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
Rec 1:BURN THE MAPS THAT CHART YOUR DREAMS Team: SOLLUX<>TEREZI Creator: THIS TEAM WAS PREVENTED FROM WINNING THE NOBEL ECONOMIC PRIZE SINCE THE NORWEGIAN AWARDS COMMITTEE ONLY SHIPS IN THE <3 QUADRANT DURING THE COLLAB ROUND. C'MON, AWARDS COMMITTEE. Why I’m recommending it: ARE YOU READY TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER EEYORE AFTER READING THIS FIC??? TOO BAD, BITCHES. YOU'RE GOING TO BE STRAPPED DOWN CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE AND FORCED TO READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS. YOU'LL CRY HUGE CROCODILE TEARS DOWN YOUR ACNE SMATHERED CHEEKS FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL ENTRY. SOLLUX AND TEREZI ARE EXACTLY WHERE THEY SHOULD BE CHARACTER-WISE, AND THE PEEP SHOWS OF OUR OTHER BELOVED TROLLS... YOUR LITTLE HEART WILL SHATTER INTO A MILLION FUCKING PIECES. IF YOU WEREN'T SAILING ON THIS SHIP BEFORE, YOU'RE SAILING NOW. YA'LL DON'T MESS WITH THE SOLLUX TEREZI FRIENDSHIP TEAM, OTHERWISE THEY'LL SINK YOUR SHIP.
Rec 2:IT HAD TO BE YOU Team: ERIDAN<3SOLLUX Creator: I'M RUNNING OUT OF COLLAB ROUND BASED QUIPS, HERE. Why I’m recommending it: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE FUCKING BEST? COLLEGE AUS. ALSO COFFEE SHOP AUS. THIS FIC HAS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, JUST LIKE HANNA MONTANA IF SHE WERE MADE OF GOOD THINGS INSTEAD OF A HIVEMIND OF CENTIPEDES. I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE ART FIRST, BECAUSE ALL THESE PICTURES MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP ERIDAN'S BONES. SERIOUSLY, EVERY GODDAMN ONE. LOOK HOW WELL DONE THESE PIECES ARE. THEY ARE SO WELL DONE, THE METAPHORICAL STEAK WHICH REPRESENTS THEM IS BURNT TO A CRISP AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING EATING IT BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS. THE FIC ITSELF, OH MY SWEET MOSES, HOW SWEET CAN YOU GET? THIS IS LIKE, THE ESSENCE OF ORGANIC SWEETNESS, NO FUCKING SPLENDA TO BE FOUND HERE. SOLLUX IS THE PERFECT BARTENDER, AND ERIDAN IS PERFECT AS THE PRINCE OF HALF-AND-HALF (get it? do you get it? guys?) YA'LL BETTER BOW DOWN TO THE ERIDAN SOLLUX LOVEY DOVEY TEAM, OR THEY'LL SERVE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE WITH EXPIRED MILK IN IT.
Rec 3:DEISIDAIMONIA Team: KARKAT<3SOLLUX Creator: AND ON THE THIRD DAY, MOM LALONDE CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND SAID, "LET THERE BE COLLAB ROUND," AND LO! WAS IT BEAUTIFUL AND ALL WEPT. Why I’m recommending it: LOOK AT ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING OPTIONS. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE BESIDES ALL THE OTHER THINGS I LISTED IN THIS COMMENT AND THE ONE BEFORE IT? OPTIONS. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU? THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING DIALOGUE CHOICES AND CHARACTERS IN THIS I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I LEARNED SOME PICKUP LINES TO USE ON THE CHOICE BITCHES FROM SOLLUX, I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL BACKGROUNDS, AND I ROLLED IN THE SWEET, SWEET ECSTASY OF FUCKING FABULOUS ENDINGS. ALSO I LOVE MYSELF A GOOD MYSTERY, BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY AGATHA CHRISTIE AND MY ROSEMARY AND THYME, AND YOUR TEAM HAS STOOD UP AGAINST ENGLISH SOAPS. THAT'S A CHALLENGER FROM HELL, AND YOU GUYS BEAT IT'S ASS LIKE NO OTHER. YA'LL BETTER NOT FUCK WITH THE KARKAT SOLLUX UGLY BUMPIN' TEAM, OR THEY'LL SICK A HORRORTERROR HELLHOUND ON YOUR ASS
FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT
YOU KNOW WHAT, SUCKERS? I AM NOT FUCKING DONE SPAMMING THIS BONUS ROUND FOR INFORMATIVE PURPOSES AND ALSO POINTS. SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
Rec 1: BURN THE MAPS THAT CHART YOUR DREAMS
Team: SOLLUX<>TEREZI
Creator: THIS TEAM WAS PREVENTED FROM WINNING THE NOBEL ECONOMIC PRIZE SINCE THE NORWEGIAN AWARDS COMMITTEE ONLY SHIPS IN THE <3 QUADRANT DURING THE COLLAB ROUND. C'MON, AWARDS COMMITTEE.
Why I’m recommending it: ARE YOU READY TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER EEYORE AFTER READING THIS FIC??? TOO BAD, BITCHES. YOU'RE GOING TO BE STRAPPED DOWN CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE AND FORCED TO READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS. YOU'LL CRY HUGE CROCODILE TEARS DOWN YOUR ACNE SMATHERED CHEEKS FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL ENTRY. SOLLUX AND TEREZI ARE EXACTLY WHERE THEY SHOULD BE CHARACTER-WISE, AND THE PEEP SHOWS OF OUR OTHER BELOVED TROLLS... YOUR LITTLE HEART WILL SHATTER INTO A MILLION FUCKING PIECES. IF YOU WEREN'T SAILING ON THIS SHIP BEFORE, YOU'RE SAILING NOW. YA'LL DON'T MESS WITH THE SOLLUX TEREZI FRIENDSHIP TEAM, OTHERWISE THEY'LL SINK YOUR SHIP.
Rec 2: IT HAD TO BE YOU
Team: ERIDAN<3SOLLUX
Creator: I'M RUNNING OUT OF COLLAB ROUND BASED QUIPS, HERE.
Why I’m recommending it: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE FUCKING BEST? COLLEGE AUS. ALSO COFFEE SHOP AUS. THIS FIC HAS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, JUST LIKE HANNA MONTANA IF SHE WERE MADE OF GOOD THINGS INSTEAD OF A HIVEMIND OF CENTIPEDES. I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE ART FIRST, BECAUSE ALL THESE PICTURES MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP ERIDAN'S BONES. SERIOUSLY, EVERY GODDAMN ONE. LOOK HOW WELL DONE THESE PIECES ARE. THEY ARE SO WELL DONE, THE METAPHORICAL STEAK WHICH REPRESENTS THEM IS BURNT TO A CRISP AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING EATING IT BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS. THE FIC ITSELF, OH MY SWEET MOSES, HOW SWEET CAN YOU GET? THIS IS LIKE, THE ESSENCE OF ORGANIC SWEETNESS, NO FUCKING SPLENDA TO BE FOUND HERE. SOLLUX IS THE PERFECT BARTENDER, AND ERIDAN IS PERFECT AS THE PRINCE OF HALF-AND-HALF (get it? do you get it? guys?) YA'LL BETTER BOW DOWN TO THE ERIDAN SOLLUX LOVEY DOVEY TEAM, OR THEY'LL SERVE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE WITH EXPIRED MILK IN IT.
Rec 3: DEISIDAIMONIA
Team: KARKAT<3SOLLUX
Creator: AND ON THE THIRD DAY, MOM LALONDE CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND SAID, "LET THERE BE COLLAB ROUND," AND LO! WAS IT BEAUTIFUL AND ALL WEPT.
Why I’m recommending it: LOOK AT ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING OPTIONS. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE BESIDES ALL THE OTHER THINGS I LISTED IN THIS COMMENT AND THE ONE BEFORE IT? OPTIONS. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU? THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING DIALOGUE CHOICES AND CHARACTERS IN THIS I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I LEARNED SOME PICKUP LINES TO USE ON THE CHOICE BITCHES FROM SOLLUX, I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL BACKGROUNDS, AND I ROLLED IN THE SWEET, SWEET ECSTASY OF FUCKING FABULOUS ENDINGS. ALSO I LOVE MYSELF A GOOD MYSTERY, BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY AGATHA CHRISTIE AND MY ROSEMARY AND THYME, AND YOUR TEAM HAS STOOD UP AGAINST ENGLISH SOAPS. THAT'S A CHALLENGER FROM HELL, AND YOU GUYS BEAT IT'S ASS LIKE NO OTHER. YA'LL BETTER NOT FUCK WITH THE KARKAT SOLLUX UGLY BUMPIN' TEAM, OR THEY'LL SICK A HORRORTERROR HELLHOUND ON YOUR ASS