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BONUS ROUND 1
Bonus Round 1
Genre-Mixing
Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.
Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.
Rules
- Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.
- Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!
- You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.
- Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.
Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.
Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)
All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.
If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS
Okay
so we are going to learn
how to make a melted snowman
tastes
r
e
a
l
l
y
good
soft
substantial
My thought is that
if I'm
going to go
through all the trouble
I want a "COOKIE".
Not some
little
tiny
thing
that is gone in one bite.
at least 4 hours in the fridge
at least 4 hours in the fridge
at least 4 hours in the fridge
Start to assemble the ingredients
for the next step.
You'll need:
Royal Icing
Silver Daggers
Parchment Paper
Shortening
After your
has chilled for
at least 4 hours hours hours
prepare your work surface.
You'll need
a pre-heated oven.
You don't want the
sticking to your hands.
Start to press it flat
Make it so it has a real
w
a
v
y
kind of funky
look to it.
The ultimate goal is a puddle.
The ultimate goal is a puddle.
The ultimate goal is a puddle.
Go ahead and repeat that step.
Beat
untilyougetstiffpeaks
un til the con sis ten cy
is slight ly run ny.
For the right consistency:
using a knife
as it drips
count to 10
DO NOT WALK AWAY
You don't have to be neat
or perfect
just get it on there.
At this point
you've got your
ready to go
and you can decorate
as
you
please.
You'll need a
very
small
hole cut in
the royal cut in
the hole cut in
the royal cut in
the hole
cut
in
the
royal
Every decoration on these is
royal icing.
I pipe the noses
on
on
on
stiff consistency.
The nose should stand up
in the direction you
p u l l
the arms
eyes
and mouth.
To make it easier on the kids
you can use Silver Daggers.
Re: FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS
Firstly, any "last edited" you'll see is just me messing with the formatting - the preview on DW isn't always the same as what you'll actually get.
So, the poem was found/constructed from the following recipe for Melted Snowman Cookies:
http://www.trulycustomcakery.com/tutorials/25.html
The only things I did in turning this into a poem was mostly just excising lots of stuff. I did copy things a couple times, but besides repetition, I didn't switch up the order at all, I just excised text or added room. I also obviously changed the formatting, and a couple capitalization and punctuation things. The only change I made to the actual words is I changed "Silver Dragees" to "Silver Daggers", because that's what I thought it said at first, and I couldn't resist.
Also, I'm kind of horrified by the implications of this. I'm sorry.
Re: FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS
oh my god, so good
context is amazing
Re: FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS