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BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1


Genre-Mixing


Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules
  1. Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

  2. Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

  3. You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

  4. Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.


Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
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FILL: TEAM JOHN♥DAVE

[personal profile] seer_of_void 2012-06-14 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a memo on board "TEAM NOSFERATU" --

CG: OKAY.
CG: SO UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN COMATOSE AND/OR PUPATING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF OUR SPORTS SEASON, YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT TOMORROW IS
CG: THE BIG GAME.
CG: SORRY, I MEANT TO BREAK OUT THE BOLD TAGS FOR THAT ONE: THE BIG GAME.
CG: SO AS THE TEAM CAPTAIN AND YOUR LEADER, I AM OBLIGATED TO GIVE YOU WORTHLESS WASTESACKS A "PEP TALK."
CG: IT WILL NOT BE AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE SO I THINK IT IS BEST TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
CG: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING? OR AM I SIMPLY WASTING PRECIOUS SECONDS OF MY LIFE THAT I CHOSE TO SACRIFICE WHEN I CHOSE TO PARTAKE IN SUCH A POINTLESS TIMEWASTER COLLECTIVELY KNOWN AS "THE SPORTS."

GA: I Am Here Karkat
CG: SEE EVERYONE. THAT IS TRUE LOYALTY. THAT IS TRUE DEVOTION TO THE WAY OF THE SPORTSBALL.
TT: I suppose I am obligated to announce my presence in this discussion, too, so that we may get this formality over with as soon as possible. Like you said.
CC: I'm )(-ERE TOO!!
CG: OKAY. GREAT.
CG: SO AS YOU ALL KNOW, OUR ADVERSARIES IN THIS FINAL HOUR OF COMPETITION ARE THE DOUCHEFUCKS COLLECTIVELY KNOWN AS THE SKAIA HIGH WOLVES.
CG: AS WE, THE ALTERNIA HIGH SCHOOL NOSFERATU, HAVE A RIVALRY WITH THESE GUYS THAT IS AS LONG AND TORRID AS A MUSCLEBEAST'S BULGE, WE KIND OF HAVE TO WIN.

GA: If I Could Submit A Request Karkat
GA: That You Please Refrain From Telling Us Everything We Already Know

TT: Torrid is a good word, but Kanaya has a point.
TT: Are you really planning to go over stuff we have had pounded into our meagre little minds since the championship matchup was decided more than a week ago?

CC: Yes, PL-EASE stop wasting our time that could be spent practifishing or somefin!
CG: OK, NO, SHUT UP ALL OF YOU.
CG: I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT
CG: SINCE IT IS THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON AND FOR SOME OF US, THE LAST SPORTSBALL GAME WE WILL PLAY EVER BEFORE WE GRADUATE

TT: Indeed.
CG: THAT I THINK IT'S TIME TO USE OUR SECRET WEAPON.
CC: 38O
CC: R----EELY?
CC: Are you S)(OR-E that's within the RUL-ES?

CG: NO. I'M NOT.
CG: BUT WE'VE BEEN WAITING ALL SEASON FOR THIS, AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE EXCEPT OUR DIGNITIES.

GA: And The Championship
CG: YEAH.
CG: BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT TO FINALLY TAKE A BITE OUT OF THOSE SKAIA DOUCHEBAGS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
CG: WHICH REMINDS ME. LALONDE.

TT: Yes?
CG: I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF HISTORY WITH STRIDER.
CG: PLEASE, DON'T ELABORATE, I'D MUCH RATHER CLEAN MY EARS WITH A PRECISION DRILL THAN HEAR ABOUT YOUR ASSUREDLY SORDID BACKSTORY.
CG: JUST. DON'T LET IT GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR GAME. GOT IT?

TT: Roger that, captain.
CG: RIGHT.
CG: I'LL SEE YOU GUYS ON THE FIELD TOMORROW.


-- carcinogeneticist [CG] closed memo. --

-- turntechGodhead [TG] opened memo on board "team skaia wolves" --

TG: ok
TG: so theres a game tomorrow
TG: lets win

EB: ok!
AG: Ok!!!!!!!!
CA: fine
TG: cool

-- turntechGodhead [TG] closed memo. --


--

"And we're here, folks, for the morning of the big game! I'm so glad everybody could drag themselves out of bed at the bright and early hour of 5 AM in order to witness this super exciting sports event! Isn't that right, Jake?"

"...Jake?"

"My co-announcer is asleep, ladies and gentlemen, but that's okay! I'm sure he'll wake up eventually. I mean, he did hit his head pretty hard on the steps coming up to the announcer's podium, but he's survived tougher stuff before, so no worries! I, Jade Harley, will gladly cover today's super thrilling game of sportsball! And here come the Nosferatu, straight from Alternia! Heeeeey, Kanaya! Doesn't she look adorable in that black and white uniform, guys? Kanaya!! Hey! Go on a date with me! Ladies and gentlemen, Kanaya just flipped me off. Guess I know which team I'm rooting for, and it's not you guys!"

"And here are the wolves! What a great team, with a much better mascot, too! Look at Dave, miraculously not tripping over his feet this time! And there's my brother and his sorta creepy girlfriend! And there's Eridan! ...I don't have anything good to say about Eridan, actually. Go fuck yourself!"

"The teams are lined up along the center line, folks. The ref is rolling the ball into the center. 3, 2, 1, and they're off! Look at that, Karkat and Eridan both dived for it at the same time and knocked their heads together. Somebody call a paramedic! Oh, and it looks like Vriska's seized the ball and is sprinting towards the enemy goal while everybody's distracted. Go, Vriska! Oh, but the Nosferatu are on the defense, and here comes Feferi brandishing her bat. Ooh, that's gotta hurt, folks! Now Kanaya's got the ball and she's running back down the field... Karkat is yelling some kind of signal!"

"I... I can't believe my eyes! She's speeding down the field so fast, nobody can catch her! Faster than any human or troll I've ever seen! There's only one creature in the world that's that fast... hold on, everybody, I have to clean my glasses to make sure what I'm seeing is real... yes! It is real! The Alternian Nosferatu are all vampires!"

"There's gotta be some kind of rule against that, but since Jake's asleep I can't send him to check the rulebook for me. Anyway, the refs don't seem to be doing anything-- either this is within the rules, or they've all hypnotized them with their vampire powers! Whatever! They're running laps around the Wolves! And Rose has got the ball... she's running towards the goal... she shoots! She scores! Ten points to the Nosferatu! Jake, wake up!"

"They're all lined up in the middle of the field again and... oh? What's up with the Wolves? Could it be that they've got a secret of their own that they've been hiding?"

"..."

"...No, they don't, they're just ordinary humans and trolls. My brother's got the ball, but Feferi quickly snatches it out of his hands with vampire speed! She runs it down the pitch... passes to Rose... it looks like Dave Strider is the only thing standing between the Nosferatu and another ten points!"

"Wait, what's Rose doing? She just put down the ball..."

"She's..."

"Oh my god!!"

"...But I thought they were siblings?!"

"Wow, what even."

"Looks like Karkat's yelling something at her. The refs have woken up from their hypnotism. Ladies and gentlemen, there are cards being thrown all over the field! Everybody is getting kicked out of the game! On both teams! Well, it looks like this is it, folks. It's been great commentating for you! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drag my grandson-slash-grandfather somewhere safe and wait until we're safe from vampire attack."

"Have a nice day everybody, and happy sporting!"
Edited 2012-06-15 04:49 (UTC)
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Re: FILL: TEAM JOHN♥DAVE

[personal profile] cest_what 2012-09-08 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, this is delightful. (Here via a BR6 rec.)