BONUS ROUND 1

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Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

1. Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.


2. Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!


3. You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.


4. Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Comments

FILL: TEAM Rose <3 Sollux

[bleedsblue]

They were somewhere around Dana Point on the Pacific Coast Highway when the drugs began to take hold.

That was a blatant fabrication. There were no drugs--Dave was not rockin' on the horse size pills--though there might as well have been for how Terezi carried on. Girl was high on life, high on the blue sky and white clouds and the litter-strewn sandy beaches. Dave wasn't sure if he was glad to have brought her to California or not; the trip had sounded like a good idea originally, but that was before she'd scrambled halfway up a palm tree to taste its sharp fronds. She was so light that the slim trunk barely bent under her weight.

"California is insubstantial!" she shouted down to him from her perch, and scraped her tongue over the bark. The tree swayed lightly in the wind, and Dave almost felt nauseated on her behalf. "It is all spun sugar and fondant. I could crush everything here in my palm."

"Get down from there," he said. "You look like a fucking psycho. Here, come check out this asphalt, this should be like goddamn licorice candy for you, right?"

She shimmied down to the sidewalk, but his heart kept beating like an 808 drum anyway.

Now they were crawling up the PCH in the battered Alfa Spider he'd scored on Craigslist back in Houston, top down and the breeze in their hair and traffic moving ten miles an hour like a rusted glacier. Every breath tasted salty to Dave and he didn't know if it was from proximity to the ocean or if Terezi's fucked-up synesthesia had elevated itself contagious and cackling into a full-blown folie à deux, coming apart at the seams, pitching himself for leads in people's dreams.

He reached for the bag of Red Vines in the center console, shoved a red sugary stalk into his mouth and chewed. It was ninety in the shade today, and the heat haze rising off the road was dizzying, made the melty world waver like Salvador Dalí-vision on a week-long bender.

The road cleared north of Aliso Beach, and Dave opened the Alfa up heading towards Heisler Park, shifting into third, then fourth, amazed that the car hadn’t yet caught fire as Alfas were prone to do. Even so, a whine of protest from the engine made him wonder if maybe the Reliant Robin would have been a better choice. That had been a looker--fur-lined boards, white wall wheels, cruise control, built for speed, chrome on everything.

"Let me drive," Terezi said.

"No."

"Let me drive, coolkid, you are drifting dangerously towards the double lines." She snatched the end of the Red Vine from his lips and popped it in her own mouth, wicked teeth gnashing.

"I am not going to let you drive my car so you can score an eighth from the lesbians out west of Venice. You don't even have a license, E.T." He pulled off to the right into a strip-mall and turned into the In-N-Out drive-through. "What happens when we get pulled over--'Oh no, Officer, I'm prepping her to get her learner's permit! My little girl's growing up so fucking fast!' Maybe if I cry he'll let us off with a warning."

Together they sat in the parking lot, devouring animal-style fries while the world melted into the persistence of memory. The birds circled, waiting for them to fumble and spill their food. Dave watched Terezi lick cheese and Thousand Island dressing from her fingers like a penitent kissing Christ's feet, widening the corridors and adding more lanes. She was now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant keychains.

He stole an onion from her 2x4 burger, and needed nothing more to get him through this semi-charmed kind of life.

"We can't stop here, coolkid." Terezi held a fry aloft, cackling as it was snatched from her. "This is seagull country."

When they pulled back onto the road Dave was grinning.

He was a man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Prompt: Team Rose <3 Sollux

[bleedsblue]

Rose<3<Eridan, "five things" list + Lovecraftian horror

Prompt: Team Dave♥Roxy

[laughably_unimportant]

Dad <3 John Shakespearean Tragedy + Legend


shhhh, there is a method to my madness, I swear

FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT

[oxfordroulette]

wwell do it
on the pirate flag

FILL: TEAM Rose <3 Sollux

[bleedsblue]

my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl,
my thoughts turn towards you my Immortal Beloved
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake shit
So go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit
My blind eyes are desperately waiting for the sight of you.
How on God's earth can you possibly love a thing like me?
what an unnecessary waste of time
All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness.
I must live for myself and for you as well
You know how long I've been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since O.J. had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya
Henceforward I am yours for everything.

Source:
http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_Beloved
http://rapgenius.com/Kanye-west-stronger-lyrics
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/14/top-10-famous-love-letters/#richard-burton-to-elizabeth-taylor#ixzz1xjd6JHRI
http://www.romanticlovesecrets.com/Romantic-Love-Letters-Robert-Elizabeth-Browning.html

PROMPT: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT

[makingtriangles]

Dark Fantasy + Psychological Horror, Roxy<>Dirk

Re: FILL: TEAM JOHN<>VRISKA

[sempiternalserpent]

Well it was a wonderful story!!! 8D I hope I get to see some more stuff from you over the course of HSO. (Also I love that you used fairies as the supernatural element because they can be pretty damn great but no one ever seems to use them.)

FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT

[oxfordroulette]

-- It's not like you want to follow her around or anything... but she's the only one who can hear you. You keep drudging around some shitty castles, searching for a dragon of lore she's always wanted to meet. Well, you think you might have found it.---

PROMPT: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT

[makingtriangles]

Biopunk + Far-Future Sci-Fi, Dirk<3Dave

PROMPT: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT

[makingtriangles]

Werewolves + Historical fiction, Jade<3Rose

FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT

[oxfordroulette]

Re: FILL: TEAM JOHN<>VRISKA

[togekissies]

haha oh man I'm surprised I wrote something at all!! I mostly draw uwu;; But I've been feeling like writing a lot more recently so hopefully I will write more!

I was originally going to use aliens, but I thought they were too cliche and expected, so I went for fairies. They're probably also something more like pixies or gremlins, but Gamzee called them fairies cause they're sparkly, but idk? XD;

Re: FILL: TEAM Rose <3 Sollux

[i2eve]

SCREAMS this was everything I was hoping it would be and more.

PROMPT: TEAM ERIDAN<>ROSE

[eishua]

Eridan <3 Karkat

fairytale + general romance

PROMPT: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT

[makingtriangles]

Lost World + Historical Fiction, Jake<3Dirk

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

[laughably_unimportant]

Let me touch your face you beautiful, beautiful person.

PROMPT: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT

[makingtriangles]

Superheroes + Dystopia, John<3</<3Dave

PROMPT: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT

[makingtriangles]

Regency Romance + Satire, Roxy<3Jane

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

[nextian]

I...

Thank God for HSO.

Re: Prompt: Team Dave♥Roxy

[megaparsecs]

Ah, yes, I believe you mean Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.

Which is to say, I might get terribly literal with this one.

Re: FILL: TEAM Dirk<3Equius

[deadkidsclub]

Oh my goodness!!! Thank you for filling this prompt! This is really great! I especially love Dave's expression.

Re: FILL: TEAM Dirk<3Equius

[nextian]

You write an amazing Equius and a terrifying (and also amazing) Feferi.

Re: FILL: TEAM [Aradia <3 Sollux]

[cest_what]

Awesome :D The cheek scribbles! The bumblebee leg- and armwarmers! Seriously I keep trying to close this tab and having to open it up again.

[cypher]

fabulous -- I fucking love the Fear and Loathing references.

[cypher]

hahahah oh Dave, so romantic. perfect.