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BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

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Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
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All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

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Dave<3Jade<3John<3Rose - Oriental + Ancient Dynasties

Dirk<3uu: sea story/mythology

Mindfang/Vriska (any quadrant, or hell, they don't even need to have one); erotica + psychological horror

You know you're in for a tough night as soon as you recognize the shape of Vriska's horns, the twin stings of two dangerous beasts rising none too demurely out of her long black hair.

You groan to yourself as you finish a long drink of something that was probably derived from Faygo, back in its history. You don't usually like the stuff - it reminds you far too much of the bottles that you have to remind your moirail to put back in the coolifier - but it's oddly bracing, and you could use more of that tonight. Terezi is somewhere in the back room, chatting with her fellow Legislaterators, but she'll get wind of this soon enough. Best you reach her first.

You're on your best behavior for the night, you remind yourself. No vulgar language, at least not where anyone can hear, and no outright displays of romantic intent, ashen or otherwise. You've never been ejected from one of these galas before, although you very nearly did have to leave when they tried to send Gamzee away for being entirely too pale for their comfort. You sure as shit are not going to make this the first time.

Vriska, as usual, is dressed on the very edge of appropriate for these gathering - no uniform, her formal suit on the edge of too plain, her decorations only just hinting at her blood color. You wonder what name she's using this time, or if she's even trying to hide anymore.

Fortunately you don't have to come up with a flimsy pretext to pull her away; she nods and makes excuses as soon as you've caught her eye, and sashays over to you, swinging her long wild hair. "Well, hello, Lord Vantas," she murmurs to you, looking you up and down. "Bright and bold as ever, I see!"

You are NOT going to be embarrassed, you tell yourself - you're the one who's dressed appropriately for your surroundings. "Not as bold as you are," you answer back. You've got to keep your voice down. You can't let anyone stare. "So, who are you today?"

"Ah, of course, how very rude of me!" She hands you a card. You barely glance at it. "This place is entirely too stuffy for my tastes. Shall we take to the balcony?"

You don't even have to think to translate that bullshit. "Of course," you say.

She offers you her arm before you can offer yours. You sigh and take it, releasing it only to press a few buttons - you want the balcony to be private, with one notable exception, of course.

The balcony is private enough, and you drop the courtesy as soon as you're there. "Okay, Serket," you say - not the name she's using now, but who cares, seriously. "What the fuck is going on, and why couldn't you have at least warned me first that you were going to show up here?"

"Aww, Karkat! Is it SO hard for you to believe that I just missed you?" she says, pouting. "I wanted to see you! And her too, if she's here -"

"Oh, you know she's here. You know damn well she's here and you probably know where she is, and you're just waiting for someone to tell her that someone who looks an awful lot like her old kismesis is here so that you didn't have to make a scene. Not that I'd let either of you do that shit in the middle of a gala." Good grief, but you're starting to wish you had a drink. "And all of that aside, I know you didn't just come here for the food and the company. So why don't you just cut the crap and tell me the other reason that you're here, before I go up to one of the drones and tell them who you really are?"

There's a moment of silence as she stares at you, her irritation finally starting to show. It cracks quickly, though, and she starts to applaud, and you hold back a groan. Maybe you'd have some kind of blood cocktail after this, you think. Something green. "Oh, Karkat, you never fail to disappoint! But if you don't mind, I'd like to wait until Terezi arrives. She has an important part to play in this caper!"

Oh, no. "Fine," you say. "So I guess we make stupid fucking small talk until she gets here, huh?"

"If by small talk you mean that I tell you all of the amazing spy adventures I've been up to, then yes," she says. "Do you realize I just got back from an entire planet of separatists who thought I was their glorious leader by the time I was done with them?"

You sigh. "Oh, yes, Vriska. Do put some excitement into my life with your amazingly self-centered tales of - oh, wait, that's right, I don't fucking care."

"You don't? Yeah, right," Vriska said, and laughed. "Come on, it's like something out of your action films! I seduced a half-dozen jerks who thought there was something off about me, I cracked into a database with just two fingers - heck, I actually had to charge into a burning building and run out with a whole armful of wrigglers! Do you know what they did after I faked my death and ran off with all of their secrets? They made a statue of me in my honor, Karkat. A statue!"

"Look, if I want to know about this, I'll watch the Vriska Serket Awesomeness Hour. Oh, wait, it doesn't exist and it never will, because no one cares -"

"You presume far too much, Karkat!"

You nearly jump right out of your skin. "HOLY SHIT TEREZI WHEN DID YOU GET HERE," you say, before you can calm down enough to remember the rules of grammar and sentence construction. "I had this thing set to alert me -"

"There are ways around such measures!" Terezi is looking quite dapper, as usual, in her red uniform. Her glasses gleam quite eagerly as she walks closer. "And once again you presume that because you are bored with Vriska's self-centered ramblings, that I must be as well!"

"Awww, Terezi," she says, grinning in that convoluted way she has, baring all of her teeth. "I knew you missed me."

"Of course," Terezi answers, leaning in just close enough to make you nervous, not enough that it would be appropriate to physically separate them. Yet. These two know you far too well. "And I would very much like to hear these stories! How else am I to know the width and breadth of your sins?"

"If I'm a sinner, then you're the devil," Vriska shoots back.

"Enough," you say, taking a step forward. It's enough to convince them that maybe they should separate. "Look. Vriska. You said you were waiting for Terezi to tell us the big news, okay? So look, here she is. Start talking."

"Big news?" Terezi perked up a bit. "Really?"

"Yes, why do you think I'm here?" She leans in closer to both of you and starts to whisper. "Rumor has it that there are whisperings of betrayal amongst the highest levels of government, here on this very colony. Her Imperial Benevolence, of course, sent me to examine them, and to deal with any traitors that I find."

"Ooooh," Terezi said. "Vriska, you had me at traitors."

"Wait," you say, "hold on, just a fucking minute. Why doesn't Feferi just come down and accuse them? Why send you to tiptoe around them?"

"Because she doesn't have any proof! Just reports," Vriska says with exaggerated patience. "We have information that they're wanting to secretly set the culling drones on non-lawbreakers that they don't like, for one thing."

"Hmph," you say, trying to not look worried. You're pretty sure it's not working, though. You were first in line for the culling drones when Feferi took the throne by force, and everyone knows it. "Okay. Look. I want to hear more about this, but we're gonna have to head back somewhere private. Terezi, your moirail's off planet right now, so how about we go there?" You'd really rather not complicate things by getting your moirail involved in this. He probably would, too, just to protect you.

"Why, yes, Karkat, I am sufficiently intrigued that I will not be cross with you for volunteering my home for our clandestine meeting," she says, but she's smiling. You think that's a good sign, this time.

"Well, then, it's a date!" Vriska brushes her hair back and pulls away from both of you. "I have to go mingle a little bit longer. One hour, okay? You kids have fun!" And just like that she's gone, probably out there mingling a little more, pretending that she isn't about to start spying on the government tomorrow. She'll probably end up flirting with one of them before the night was through, for that matter!

"Well," Terezi said behind you, "that went well!"

"Yeah," you say, sighing. "You mind giving me your access code? I'll head back to your place and sweep for bugs and things."

"There's no need of that! I do such things regularly, as a good enforcer of the law must." Then she looks at your face again, and shrugs. "Then again, I suppose that if it would make you feel better, you may have a turn as well. I will send you the code en-route!"

"Thanks," you say. "Stay out of trouble, okay? Especially with her."

She grins. "Trouble," she says dramatically, posing for a moment before she walks back out through the privacy field, "can wait until tonight."

You have no doubt she means it, too. Judging from past experience, you're in for a night of top-secret spy shenanigans interspersed with ashen makeouts, and you're honestly not sure how much of either of them you can handle.

Ah, well. One does what one must for the Empire, you tell yourself as you disable the field. Besides, who knows? You might even enjoy it. A little.

You are, you think with a sigh, the worst liar in the universe. Especially to yourself.

Edited (Forgot subject line. Fixed now.) 2012-06-16 18:06 (UTC)

This is absolutely gorgeous!!!

Thank you! This is awesome!

I adore the Mayor's rainbow and cry for freedom! (Esp. against the gray buildings the Condense labeled with the Crocker logo.)

How about some post-apocalyptic urban fiction combination for Roxy<3Gamzee?

((Shitty unfunny haiku, now with the proper labelling! Thanks, CN!))

Are you sure we should
8e doing something like this?
It's hardly a jam.

Trust me pretty blue
Lady i know exactly what
I am doing here.

Well, if you say so.
I mean, what do I know of
Your human customs?

About as much as
I do of yours but id like
To learn about them.

I'm not sure that's a
Good idea, considering
What happened last time!

I told you that was
An accident nothing more.
I didnt mean to-

This jam is over.
Ugh, you're not taking things well.
She'll krill you-- good8ye.

Wait what? Aranea! Come back!

Ha! You 8roke haiku form first. I win :::;)

Oh this is LOVELY!!! Wow! Thank you!

[your name is karkat vatnas wiat no its cg haha and youre in big troble: you just made one of your friends narmed ac cry. you just were really angry and tired like usual and you know she doesnt really blame you, but you were mad and she was aonly trying to help like usual cuz thats what she sodes lol sges just the cutset kitty girl in the world1!!

but you were all angry and so you yeld "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?!?! STOP TRYING TO FUCKING TALK TO ME, FUCKASS! CAN’T YOU FUCKING SEE I’M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEP!?!?!?!?!?" but you didnt realy mean it because nopawdy can sta ymad at ac. shes a kitty only ecexpty better, with a tail and ears and absuoltey none of the weaknessose of a kitty like whispers, only the pretty parst, and the sweet and agile parts because thtas who ac is. a beautiful kitty girl and o noes why are you thinking these thoushgts!

so you run really fast after her and grab her hand and its all soft and therse cefinitely no claws to hurt you lol because that would be bad and mot contudicnve or wwhatever to love. she says ":33< I’m sorry karkitty. i just wanted to help, but I didn’t know…" because shes really nice and furgiving and stuff. yeah.

now you feel even worse!1 and you reaise just how super stupud you were, beclaws you just made ac cry. the really cute kittys' moirail is a musclebeast called ct. ct hates you already, onyl in the platonic sense because yoai is icky lol. but anyway ct has enough strength to snap you in half like a thing thats esily snapped in half. if ct were to find out what you did to her…OH FUCK. yeah youre proably gonna die lol (A/N: :33 < don't worry! im not actually going to kill off karkitty, h33h33! even if thats totally something equius would do-- oops! i mean cg and ct, h33h33, you dindt s33 anything at pawl)

you really quickly try to make her not unahppy by saying "LOOK, AC, THIS WAS MOSTLY MY FUCKING FAULT. I JUST TIRED AND FED UP WITH FUCKASSES, AND YOU JUST GOT TO ME WHEN I WAS AT MY BREAKING POINT. SO I GUESS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT IM A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT." and you dont sdesrve her! wait no where did that come from lol youre cg anyone would be lucky to haver you and shes really forbiving anyway.

":33< *sniff* r-really :??" asks ac and oh shit shes fucking crying you ares the worst fusckass ever!2212!

"YEAH. BUT UH…LOOK, IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, JUST A-*YAAAAAAAWWN*-ASK." you say because youre really rired and stuff and you just want her to calm downs o you can go to sleep.\

":33< aaaacually cg, maybe there is smething you can do to make me feel better, h3hree!" she asays in her rally cute quirk that youre always camazing she can put in her speech even though yours is just yeling a lot an really easy. ":33< it’s pretty close to my bedtime, and you look like you could use a nap too. prrhaps you would like to sleep with me tonight?"

oh would you efur but the rest of theis scene is seconrsed beacuse all they do is really cute fluffy sltuff like sleep together and ew no not in that sense perverts!]

... Oh, dear sweet Lord, what the hell have you just read? With a reminder of why you never let your moirail and that fishy violetblood near a computer when they're drunk practically tattooed across your forehead, you turn and call out the door in your most dignified fashion, "NEPETA LEIJON! GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!"

What you really want to know is how they even got the alcohol in the first place. You think you might be needing some right now, if only to burn away the memory of this awful fic.

Oh my tits I actually meant Auto Responder but I think Aimless Renegade makes it 400% better

You are beautiful

You get an A++++++++

Here you go.

what is steampunk? we just dont know (or at least i dont pbbbt)

Here it is! :0

(i'm sorry it's really weird)

I'm glad you like it! I had fun experimenting with the different shades of gray and such to get that cold industrial look for the Condesce's buildings, so I'm glad it paid off to make the Mayor and his rainbow coalition of freedom pop!

That's so pretty!

omg this is p e r f e c t♥
i love it so much,thank you so much for the fill ahhh!!

Oh no this is actually really cute omg thank you so much for filling my prompt ; m ; i love the height difference and gosh everything about this is perfect thank you!!

Karkat<3John<3Dave
Occult detective, Comedy

Edited 2012-06-16 22:33 (UTC)

ah i guess it's humanstuck + not humanstuck somehow? daddy droog and mini aradia and a waiting ghost

Ahhhh! Roxy in a suit and wearing AR! THE MECHA! The SHADES on the mecha! This is really super and it made my day! Thank you for the fill!

AWW
thank you so much!! <3

Haha you're welcome u3u
thanks for making such an awesome prompt!!!!

LIVE FAST AND NEVER DIE or something lmao
thanks bb u3u

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BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

PROMPT: TEAM Eridan<3Feferi

PROMPT: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT

PROMPT: TEAM Eridan <3< Vriska

FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<>ROSE

no subject

Re: FILL: TEAM GAMZEE♥KARKAT

PROMPT: TEAM GAMZEE<3<DAVE

FILL: TEAM Eridan <3< Vriska

no subject

FILL: TEAM Eridan <3< Vriska

Re: FILL: TEAM DIRK♥JAKE♥JANE♥ROXY

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3KARKAT

FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT

FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE

Re: FILL: TEAM GAMZEE♥KARKAT

Re: FILL: TEAM Dave<3Karkat

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE

Re: FILL TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA

PROMPT: Psiioniic <3 Signless

FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE

Re: FILL: TEAM ERIDAN <3 KARKAT

Re: FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3KARKAT

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE <3 ROSE <3 TEREZI

Re: FILL: TEAM DAVE <3 ROSE <3 TEREZI