hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

This is probably the weirdest thing I've ever written; congrats!

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You’re standing in the corner of a circular room, and you’re also standing in the other corner of the circular room. The other you is wearing a military jacket over a muumuu. You think to ask, but you realize that you probably already know the answer.

You – the other you – speaks first. “They’re losing you,” you say.

“What?” you say.

You repeat the words again, but this time the noise echoes off the walls, causing a chorus of “Doc, we’re losing him.” The voice doesn’t belong to either of you, but it sounds familiar anyways. You forget why, and the room contracts.

You’re standing closer to yourself now, and occasionally you beep at you. You raise an eyebrow, and you shrug at you like you don’t get it either. Beep.

You have the urge to get closer to you because, let’s face it, you’re pretty attractive. So you take one step, three steps closer, and the walls of the room follow you so you stop, but the other you starts coming closer too, and next thing you know you’re standing nose to nose with yourself, red eyes to red eyes.

“Prepare the defibrillator,” the other you says, and fuck you if that’s not the hottest thing anybody’s ever said to you. You pull yourself close to you and – why not? – you kiss yourself right on the lips.

You flat line.

oh my holy christ
hallelujah dear lord thank you so much dreamwidth user tehstripe
per...perfection

oh man i was hoping so much someone would fill this and this is everything i could ever have asked for

i dont think ive ever seen pronouns be this good or this creepy in my life

I love it, oh man.

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

FILL: TEAM JOHN<3VRISKA

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