hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
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Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Kanaya <3 Jade

Supernatural + Bad Fic

(I couldn't resist. I tried to incorporate my favorite things from WTFFanfiction.)

Kanaya looked to the ebony haired girl with a glint in her eye, and the troll said, "But You Should Watch Yourself At Night! You Don't kNow what kiNd of MOnsters Lurk In the Dark!" she whispered forcefully. "Oh nooooo" Jade ejaculated, "but thats okai because your so bright. You like a nightlight."

But what jade didnt know was that Kanaya was a rainbow drinker aka A VAMPIORE!!!! So when Jade nesteled into her sleeping bag cozy and tight, wearing a pair of soft fleece pajamas with little white doggies on them and baby blue buttons, with white trim all around the seems and her long black, ebony hair spilling out the sides like a tropical plant in a chicken farm Kanaya krept up over Jade. The glowing lady blooddrinker sniffed in deep, taking in her lusus human scent.

Sudently, Jades eyes SNOPPED open! "Kanaya, whut are you doing leaning over me like that?" she questioned erotically. "I Want You Inside Me" hissed the troll girl
Okay, but you can't suck my blood" the human girl interjected.
"Great! I'm So Glad You Spent the nIght!" and Kanaya proceeded to whip out her gigantic alien love pole and insert it into Jades longing meat socket.

Kanaya eyes scrunched up and lazerbeam rainbows errupted from her nosehair

AAAAAAH I'M COMING" screamed Kanaya and she came

"I want you to know that I donn't have an animal fetish, just to clarify you didn't need to make those barking noises" Jade made clear to her lover.

"But tHat Was The Ghost That Posesses mE When I make Love" Kanaya said confusingly.

"You are a vampire posses by a ghost oh SPOOKY" quicpered the frisky lass.

"But its fine because We Both Love You!!" Said Kanaya and the Ghost in unision. "Good cuz i love u two!" Jade said with gusto. They proceeded to fall asleep tangled up like buddies in Jades plush sleeping bag, lulled into post-coital slumberland on the clouds of Kanaya's erratic barking.

Oh mY. thAt wAs lOvElY!

Haha, thanks. I couldn't resist screwing up Kanaya's typing quirk, (even using it loosely as spoken dialog caused some pain). The entire time I was writing this I had two goals: one was to create the stupidest metaphor I could (a palm tree in a chicken farm) and to imagine the worst possible euphemism for a vagina. I'm pretty sure there are worse out there than "longing meat socket" though, unfortunately.

Edited 2012-06-11 12:06 (UTC)

Sadly I think you are correct about that last part.

fsdofjsdfjksfd omg wow yes a++++++

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

PROMPT: TEAM Eridan <3 Roxy

FILL: Team Alpha!Dave♥Alpha!Rose TAGS: [NSFW]

Re: FILL: Team Alpha!Dave♥Alpha!Rose TAGS: [NSFW]

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Re: FILL: Team Alpha!Dave♥Alpha!Rose TAGS: [NSFW]

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