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BONUS ROUND 1
Bonus Round 1
Genre-Mixing
Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.
Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.
Rules
- Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.
- Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!
- You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.
- Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.
Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.
Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)
All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.
If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3FEFERI<3SOLLUX<3<ERIDAN
TC: hey now
TC: DON'T FLY BEFORE YOU CAN CRAWL
TC: recognise the rule of motherfucking primacy and ABIDE BY IT
GC: 4R3 YOU JOK1NG?
GC: YOU 4R3 NOT 3V3N H3R3
GC: SO 1 DONT TH1NK 4NYTH1NG B4D WOULD H4PP3N 1F 1 JUST DROV3 TH1S FL4G R111GHT 1NTO TH3 GROUND R1GHT H3R3
GC: 1 TH1NK 4N 3L3V4T3D POS1T1ON 1S 4LW4YS 4 GOOD ON3 >:]
GC: 1T G1V3S TH3 C1V1L14NS SOM3TH1NG TO R3V3R3!
TC: this territory has been claimed by the mirthful church
TC: you will RESPECT THE CHURCH or you will BE CULLED
GC: 1TS NOT 4 CHURCH 1F TH3R3S JUST ON3 M3MB3R
TC: BLASPHEMY.
TC: PETTY, SPITEFUL BLASPHEMY, LEGISLACERATOR.
GC: 1TS TRU3! 1F 1TS JUST ON3 OF YOU, 1TS B4R3LY 3V3N 4 CULT.
GC: 1 H4V3 PL4C3D TH3 FL4G. 1T 1S OFF1C14L NOW. 1TS 4 R34LLY T4STY R3D 4ND T34L WH3N 1T FLUTT3RS 1N TH3 W1ND L1KE TH4T.
GC: TH3R3 W4S 4NOTH3R FL4G H3R3 SOM3WH3R3, BUT 1 TH1NK 1T MUST H4V3 F4LL3N DOWN TH4T R4V1N3. 1TS P4SS1NG W1LL B3 MOURN3D 4PPROPR14T3LY!
TC: maybe YOU WILL FALL down that motherfucking ravine
TC: AND NOBODY'S PEEPHOLES WILL WET AT YOUR DEMISE
GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU GONN4 DO?? S3ND YOUR CRUS4D1STS 4FT3R M3?
TC: maybe i'll come after you MYSELF
GC: DO 1T! TH3R3S NOTH1NG TH4T TH3 M1RTHFUL CHURCH C4N THROW TH4T TH3 CRU3L3ST B4R WONT SK1LLFULLY C4TCH 4ND FL1NG R1GHT B4CK!
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
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GAMZEE: what nice weather this place has.
TEREZI: 1 D1DNT NOT1C3. 1T SM3LLS L1K3 ST4L3 COTTON C4NDY.
TEREZI: OR M4YB3 TH4TS JUST YOU!
GAMZEE: COULD BE THE MOON.
TEREZI: 1TS BEH1ND 4 CLOUD.
TEREZI: OOOH. W3LL LOOK WHOS D1SCOV3R3D TH3 3X1ST3NC3 OF TH31R HUMOUROUS GR1STL3. W3LL DON3, MR GR4P3 J3LLY! YOU H4V3 4SC3ND3D 4 FURTH3R RUNG UP YOUR 3CH3L4DD3R. C3L3BR4T1ONS W1LL H4V3 TO B3 POSTPON3D, HOW3V3R.
TEREZI: 4 W1LD N3OPHYT3 4PP34RS! SH3 1S 3XTR3M3LY D1SPL34S3D W1TH YOUR 4TT3MPTS TO ST34L H3R THUND3R!
TEREZI: WH4T W1LL YOU DO??
TEREZI: >:]
TEREZI: > :]
TEREZI: >:]
GAMZEE: honk.
TEREZI: TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR DODG3S TH3 4TT4CK! SH3 1S SPR1GHTLY 4ND N1MBL3 L1K3 4 YOUNG D33R! 4ND Y3T SH3 1S 4S D34DLY 4S TH3 M1GHTY DR4GON! TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR'S CLUBS 4R3 NO M4TCH FOR H3R SW1SHY C4N3!
GAMZEE: do you ever
GAMZEE: STOP
GAMZEE: TALKING?
TEREZI: 1 W1LL D3F3ND MY R1GHT TO H1J4CK PR3V1OUSLY CONQU3R3D T3RR1TOR13S TO TH3 D34TH! OR TH3 CLOS3ST 4ND L3SS P41NFUL EQU1V4L3NT TH3R3OF.
GAMZEE: making this painless ain't a part of my plan today, sister.
GAMZEE: IT AIN'T EVER APPEARED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING AGENDA.
TEREZI: TH3N 1 GU3SS YOU WONT M1ND 1F 1 DONT P3NC1L 4NY L3N13NCY 1N, 31TH3R!
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GAMZEE: you're getting your gnaw on my patience.
TEREZI: 4ND YOUR D3FENS3!
GAMZEE: AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
TEREZI: YOU H4V3 B33N 4 WORTHY OPPON3NT! BUT NOW TH1S N3OPHYT3 WOULD L1K3 TO PROPOS3 4 CH4NG3 OF D1R3CT1ON TO TH1S COURT.
GAMZEE: a change of direction?
TEREZI: TH4TS NO MOON.
GAMZEE: WHAT.
TEREZI: B4M! W1TH 4 QU1CK D1V3RS1ON, H3R TYR4NNY H4S TH3 4POSTL3 OF TH3 M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS FLOOR3D.
TEREZI: F1RST M3T4PHOR1C4LLY, 4ND TH3N L1T3R4LLY. >:]
GAMZEE: can she smell his horror?
TEREZI: SH3 C4N SM3LL H1S
TEREZI: W41T
GAMZEE: i asked
GAMZEE: IF SHE COULD SMELL HIS HORROR?
TEREZI: NO, BUT SH3 C4N SM3LL H1S CHUCKL3VOODOOS! TH3 AUD13NC3 BOOS, 4ND H3R TYR4NNY B4NGS!
GAMZEE: OW
TEREZI: H3R!
GAMZEE: OW!
TEREZI: G4V3L!
GAMZEE: motherFUCK
TEREZI: THR33 T1M3S TO S1L3NC3 TH3 CROWD. OBJ3CT1ON SUST41N3D! CHUCKL3VOODOOS 4R3 H34V1LY FROWN3D UPON 1N TH1S COURT!
TEREZI: TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR W1LL D3S1ST! >:[
GAMZEE: :o(
TEREZI: TH4T F4C3 W1LL NOT WORK! H3 1S F4C3D W1TH 4 H4RD3N3D L3G1SL4C3R4TOR WHO 1S F4M1L14R W1TH 3V3RY TR1CK 1N TH3 BOOK!
GAMZEE: ...
TEREZI: ....... 3V3N TH4T ON3. H3H3H3H3.
TEREZI: 1 M34N! TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR W1LL C34S3 B31NG D1SR3SP3CTFUL TO TH3 COURT 4ND TRY1NG TO SOLV3 3V3RY D1SPUT3 W1TH CHUCKL3VOODOOS 4ND BL4CK M4K3OUTS!
TEREZI: 1T H4SNT WORK3D B3FOR3 4ND 1T WONT WORK NOW!
GAMZEE: i would like to POLITELY REMIND THE COURT of a saying by the mirthful messiahs
TEREZI: Y3S?
GAMZEE: whatever we up and motherfucking put in the pan and provide for with repeating it and getting our feelings about it, will one day get its reality on.
GAMZEE: MARK THE WORDS, SISTER.
TEREZI: >:]
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