hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
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Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

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Dirk<3Roxy<3UU romance and fluff
if anyone fills this i will write a prompt for your team for real omg ;333;

(Here you go sweetie, have some high school AU <3 Thanks for the lovely prompt. I hope this lives up to your expectations. Admittedly I had a hard time writing it and thinking of something for it so erm yeah. u///u;;; <3)

“I’m not sure if I can do this!”

“Aww, come on!”

“J-just give me a second, please!”

Roxy Lalonde huffs at her bathroom door, crossing her arms over her neon pink and purple dress. Her foot taps impatiently on the floor. “Callie,” she calls after mere seconds, her voice almost a whine. “You can’t just keep your sexy self in there all night.” When there’s no response Roxy relents and throws herself down on the bed, groaning.

“She’ll be out,” Dirk grumbles from the other side of the room. He’s almost kissing his reflection in Roxy’s armoire mirror as he attempts to make his hair sit flat. He’s still wearing his glasses despite numerous attempts from Roxy to remove them. From the bed Roxy takes a second to admire his backside in his slacks.

“Eyes up here, Roxy.” She didn’t even notice him turn. “You can admire my fine plush rump later.”

She pouts. “But it is sooooo fine.” She makes a grabby motion toward him, and he cracks a smile at that.

The sound of the lock on the bathroom makes them both look up.

A pair of green eyes peek out from the tiny crack in the door. “You both look absolutely splendid!” Calliope gasps from the other side of the door, her eyes widening a tiny fraction as she takes in their impeccable outfits. “I must admit that, ah, I am having second thoughts now. This is far more unnerving than I expected it to be.”

Roxy sits up from her bed, still pouting, and directs her grabby motion toward Callie. “Come on, Callie! What happened to all our planning? We have it all worked out, remember! Dirk’s even agreed to go all stallion –“

“Stag.” Dirk’s correction goes completely ignored.

“- so we can be dates! Come on, Callie!” Roxy whines.

Both of them watch as Callie’s eyes shift to the floor, then up at them, and then back to the floor. After a long moment her eyes vanish and, slowly, she opens the door. Calliope steps out in a green dress of Roxy’s choosing, a large bow cinching the dress in back. She plucks at the shiny fabric with her nails, which Roxy painted a pink earlier in the night. She isn’t wearing her wig or her make up or even gloves of any sort like she wears in school. She’s frail and green and Roxy lights up at the sight of her in the dress she chose.

“I do hate to disappoint you both, and since we’ve already made plans …” Callie murmurs uncertainly, swishing the dress. She’s very fascinated with her heels, not looking at Roxy or Dirk. Because of this, she can’t see their wide smiles or the way Roxy launches herself across the room to hug her.

“You are adorable!” Roxy shrieks right by her ear, kissing one of her bony cheeks over and over again. Dirk saunters over and pecks her other cheek, resting a reassuring hand on her shoulder. Callie’s cheeks burn green and she ducks her head, trying to hide in the neck of her dress.

Roxy laughs and pulls Callie away from Dirk, spinning her around the room. They are stumbling much more than dancing, thanks to Roxy’s buzz and Callie’s heels. Dirk is smirking at the sight they make. It’s a silly sort of drunken waltz and even Callie is smiling despite the butterflies in her stomach.

“You look gorgeous! You’ll be the cutest thing at the entire prom!” Roxy says, laughing.

“Speaking of which,” Dirk says right as a horn blares from outside. “Our ride’s here. We ready?”

“Are you ready?” Roxy asks Callie as they slow to a stop. She’s moved her arms around Callie’s waist and her nose rests lightly against Callie’s. Before Callie can raise any sort of protest, Roxy is quick to add, “Don’t worry about anything, Callie. If anyone says anything unsavory tonight Dirk will just kick their asses. His bro’s playing bouncer for the prom along with Jane’s Dad so they’ll totally understand if Dirk winds up needing to open a can of whoopass.”

Dirk gives a thumbs up.

Callie looks between the two, fidgeting nervously in Roxy’s arms. “Well, if you two are there, how can I say no?” she asks, and smiles.

The car horn blares again.

“Come on you two, before Jake and Jane get an ulcer or something totally painful like that from the sticks up their asses,” Roxy cheers, and with Dirk on one arm and Callie on the other they head toward the living room. “And I promise that tonight will be awesome.”

Callie giggles happily. “Yes, I think it very well will.”

OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMGO MOGMG I LVOE YOY OMG KISSES YORU FACE OMG
I WILL FILL ONE OF YOUR Prompts when i get home I PROMSIE <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Oh my goodness it's only if you want too! -hugs then hides- I'm just happy you liked it considering I had soooo much trouble writing it, hahaha. Oh man happy flails just for real.

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

PROMPT: TEAM Dad<3Roxy

FILL: TEAM dave♠karkat♥terezi♥dave

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