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BONUS ROUND 1
Bonus Round 1
Genre-Mixing
Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.
Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.
Rules
- Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.
- Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!
- You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.
- Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.
Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.
Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)
All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.
If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
FILL: TEAM DAVESPRITE<3JOHN
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"Watch your hem!" Kanaya tackled Vriska against the wall, saving her dress from being trailed her through the cooling pool of blood on the floor.
Vriska grinned into Kanaya's shoulder and pecked her cheek. "Heeeeeeeey babe. Who'd you kill?"
With a look, she leaned away from Vriska. "I haven't killed anyone. I'm merely hiding the body since, and I'm sure this is readily apparent to you and it certainly will be to the rest of our fellow employees, I am the most likely suspect in this scenario. I'm already on probation what with the Hickey Incident last season."
"Pssssssssh. They were overreacting. A little blood loss may phase some of those weaklings but it takes more than a few quarts or whatever to stop me!!!!!!!!" Vriska stooped down to inspect the bright gold blood staining the carpet of their dressing room. Rubbing a bit of it between her fingers, she looked up at Kanaya. "Isn't that Zorain's color?"
A sigh escaped Kanaya. "Correct. I bet it's because of her performance last week. I was half tempted to throttle her myself when I saw her walk down the runway in orange sequins." She grimaced.
"Yeah, a real fucking crime right there." Vriska stood and made to wipe the blood off on her dress. Kanaya intercepted her and quickly licked off the mess. Vriska snatched her hand back after a moment. "No making out right now! After we beat the shit out of the murderer we can commiserate over how tacky everyone looks compared to us and bone for, like, eight hours straight."
Kanaya huffed. "Yes, you are right. Preemptively clearing my name takes top priority at the moment, sadly." Delicately treading around the blood, Kanaya threw open the closet door. It was stuffed to bursting with dresses neatly tucked in plastic covers, but there was no body. A few smears of yellow was all the evidence that remained to prove it had ever been there. She turned to Vriska slowly. "Some asshole has stolen my pilfered corpse."
Vriska howled with laughter. "And you were planning on eating that too!"
She sniffed primly. "Waste not want not. But I believe I now have sufficient motivation to clear my schedule and dedicate the rest of the evening to tracking down whoever this heinous bulge chomper is."
It turned out to be Zorain's auspistice who couldn't handle the strain of mediating between the goldblood and her colorblindness anymore.