BONUS ROUND 1

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Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

1. Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.


2. Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!


3. You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.


4. Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Comments

FILL: TEAM KARKAT <3 VRISKA

[sassy_gay_autoresponder]

This prompt is perfect so I did a really really stupid fill. I'm so sorry.

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-- turdtevhGodhad [TG] started pestering extoBuologist [EB] at 18:34 --

TG: egebeert
TG: erbgert
TG: EGEBRT
TG: egebrt im going to poop on you you little shit dont think i wont becuase i will
TG: reply
TG: im lonely and sad reply to me
TG: john pls
EB: DAVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EB: dave , DAVE, DVAE!
EB: dave!!!
TG: what the fuck do yuo want
EB: i'm sorry to btoehr you.
EB: i wasj ust pesteirng you to ask if you wanna.........
EB: .............
TG: join the fellowship of the rign
EB: ................
TG: start a tkae that paradoy act called take this
TG: it is the most orginal name ever im p certain well become mroe famous than the band themeslevs
EB: ..........................................
TG: go read more of roses fanficytion abotu me and you and then mayeb act it out undr the pretence of beign sober
EB: ..............................................
TG: ok im not evein doing another stipid guess tjis is getting annoying
EB: ...........................................................
EB: MAEK OTT????
EB: :O
TG: make OTT?
TG: wtf is that dude cmon serisly
TG: it kinda
TG: looks like a guy lying down /w a boenr
TG: are you saing we should lie down with boners
EB: um.
EB: sort of???
TG: wow bro clam the fuck down
TG: a mea yea i wanan lie down with your boenr every body want sto lue down with egberts boner
TG: its the fabeled boner of idk some midlde earth whats with all the lord of the rigns in this chat idgi
TG: bt arey ou sure you wanna lie with the strid3r boner
TG: i mean
TG: frist od all you could get hurt this tihng is huge am i right
TG: yeah im right
TG: but also like
TG: is my boner worthy of the egebrt boner
TG: is basically what im trying to say
TG: omg my boenr is worthes isnt it
TG: fudjkc
TG: oj god why areynt yo urepling
TG: ODNT YOU LIVE ME ANYMROE
TG: what am i to youm knwo john???
TG: jsut some old yognurt in the firhgt
TG: fridge
TG: am i yOGHRUET TO YOU JOHN
EB: jkwLQ.MEAFKSAMW,LFJR
EB: IM SORRY!!!!!!
EB: I FELL ALSEPP ON THE KEYBOARD.
TG: fuck you im crying because you fell aslepe that is bullshti i am so angry im gonna go have sex with you so ill be less angry
EB: wow dude i'm sorry, come into my bsosom and i ewill kiss your hurts better.
EB: and boop you're nose.
EB: bop.
TG: ahahahahahaha
TG: wow im cheered up already
EB: but yeah do you wanna make out?
TG: yea ill be over in 5
TG: chu chu
TG: <3333333
EB: ashiertruu
TG: doki

-- turdtevhGodhad [TG] ceased pestering extoBuologist [EB] at 19:12 --

Rose grinned down at the page in her fanfiction journal, taking another swig from her cosmopolitan before setting it down beside her. "Perfect." she whispered ominously, her words slurred as she reached for another lilac pen. "Dave's hand r...reached for John's throbbing ochinchinchinchinchin. 'Dave-kun!' he exclaimed." she spoke as she scribbled.