hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

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Karkat: DAD I AM NOT GOING TO FUCKING *CAMP*.

“Douche”Dad: Oh come on kid, and you expect me to take care of you? Seeing you every day is bad enough, and now I have to hang out with you for a total of three months? Sounded like a nightmare I had to fucking escape. You know you aren’t exactly the easiest to deal with.”

Karkat: NEGLECTING YOUR PARENTAL DUTIES IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO PUT ME IN SOME SHITTY CAMP WITH REALLY DIRTY BATHROOMS AND BEARS AND SHIT. I COULD FUCKING DIE OF E. COLIE FROM SOME IMPROBABLE ATTACK BY SOME DERANGED ANIMAL THAT WOULD RIP ME TO SHREDS BECAUSE IT WANTED MY SANDWICH OR SOME STUPID SHIT.
“Douche”Dad: Oh stop complaining, and suck it up. It’s just for a couple of months. Besides it’s better for you to run around with these losers, then staying locked up in your room all day watching those lame movies.”

Karkat: DAD THEY ARE NOT LAME, THEY AR-

“Douche”Dad: They’re cheesy unrealistic romance films with really tacky actors, your movies are the epitome of lame. Oh look at that we’re here.

You give your dad one more angry glare, before you step out of the car, and reach for the trunk. Your asshole of a father doesn’t even bother to get up from his seat. You roll your eyes accordingly as you grab your luggage out of the truck .As soon as your father sees that you are in possession of your luggage, and you’re a good few feet away from his car, you watch in a scowl as your dad speeds across the road, managing to run over a squirrel as he speeds away to child free bliss.

==================è Introduce Yourself Asshole

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you’re a whole 5’2 inches UNCONSOLIDATED rage now currently trapped in a so called all boys camp located in the middle of fucking nowhere. You don’t really know much of this “camp” other than the fact that it used to be a really shitty camp, that was shut down, and replaced by a so called new and improved camp.

You take a gander at the so called *camp* – your future home for four weeks in disgust.

You still can’t believe you’re even here; most of the kids running around here in tacky brown shorts are at least five years younger than you, and are still running around flinging boogers at each other.

And to believe you’ll be stuck with these assholes? You’re still not even sure how you even made the age limit honestly, (but you’re pretty sure your dad forged your age on the papers)

You walk over to the a giant area marked “Campees Drop Off”, where you see a teen on one of those metal chair thingies that close up and open up reading a magazine named “ PC Magazine.”

He doesn’t even glance up from the magazine,

Counselor: no technology allowed thatth iincludeth viideogameth con2oleth, iipodth, and camerath. bag check ii2 over there.”

You nearly snicker at the lisp. You drag your one bag of belongings, and pull it to the side. You know you didn’t bring any of the shit mentioned but you might as well indulge this guy.

==========è Karkat Vantas: Examine Contents of Bag Over at Hipster Teen Douche

==========è Karkat Vantas: Observe Teenage Boy Sitting on Metal Chair Flippy Thingy

Edited 2012-06-25 18:14 (UTC)

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

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