hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You turn on your computer, and are surprised to find that you have been pestered. This is somewhat disturbing, as you have never, to your knowledge, installed Pesterchum, nor any other pestering system. You briefly ponder whether to open the message, but it's an easy decision. You're the author of the comic! You're in control! Nothing bad could happen to...

LE: HELLO HUSSIE
LE: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

=> Hussie: Respond to this asshole.

AH: No, see, I'm going to stop you there.
AH: Because I know what you're going to say, know how? Because I write this story.
AH: I know how this is going to end, and it's going to end with you all ready being here.
AH: And I'm going to tell you now, that this is a bad idea.
AH: It is ALWAYS a bad idea.

You block this asshole.

It's not going to do much, but you're sick of him godmoding his way into things. Like he is now, because as you said... he is all ready here.

> LE: All ready be there.

Your name is now LORD ENGLISH, and you are, as always, ALREADY HERE. Behind Andrew Hussie. Author of WEBCOMIC SENSATION HOMESTUCK, and also MURDERER OF BELOVED CHARACTERS EVERYWHERE.

Man does this guy get on your nerves. Getting you all excited for a flash animation and then releasing an update which is just a neverending road of ANGUISH?

You're all for anguish where anguish is due, but you prefer to be the perpetrator of it yourself. This guy is CRAMPING YOUR STYLE and BUTTING IN ON YOUR JOB. Your job of causing misery and pain. Which is a very important job that ONLY YOU CAN DO.

> LE: Tap this douchebag on the shoulder and confront him.

No need to do that, he already knows you're there.

>Hussie: Turn around.

AH: Oh hey, you're looking a bit smaller than I remember drawing you.
AH: Funny, you're suddenly a lot less intimidating looking.
AH: So how did you get that small anyway?

You were rather hoping that he wouldn't notice what happened to you due to PRESENTLY UNKNOWN SHENANIGANS. You seriously need to get on that causing misery thing, you've got a lot on your schedule of pain of agony after all.

>Lord English: Ignore question and attempt to reassert dominance.

(Lord English sprite borrowed from here: http://ashdenej.tumblr.com/post/25438669921/the-lord-english-sprite-was-already-here)

Edited 2012-06-26 23:04 (UTC)

(-tableflip- Wouldn't let me fit everything into the title line)

>Lord English: Ignore question and attempt to reassert dominance.

These are two things you are luckily very talented at.

Usually.

It's very difficult to be successfully intimidating whenever you're two feet tall, max. Really, that's the most you've had going for you this entire story - being tall and intimidating and ripping universes apart. Without the intimidating part what are you? Just some guy who goes around destroying universes for kicks.

Wait, that gives you an idea on how to level the playing field and show this guy who's boss.

===> Lord English: Kick Andrew Hussie in the shins

You try.

It doesn't work.

AH: AHAHAHAHA
AH: holy shit you're kawaii.
LE: NO I AM NOT.
LE: I AM YOUR MOST FEARSOME CREATION.
LE: THE MOSTER AT THE END OF YOUR BOOK.
LE: I HAUNT THE DREAMS OF TEN THOUSAND ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS.
AH: ahahaha more like my most kawaii creation.
AH: hold up i gotta draw an update.
AH: an update
AH: of you being tiny.

>Lord English: Kick this impetuous fool in the shins.

Edited 2012-06-27 00:39 (UTC)

LE: I THINK. THAT IT IS ABOUT TIME.
LE: THAT I SHOWED YOU WHO'S IN CHARGE AROUND HERE.
AH: Oh, hahaha. How cute.
AH: You're trying to shift back into a menacing art mode again.
AH: Nah, I think we'll just stick with regular sprites.

AH: Wow, this is actually very entertaining.
AH: It makes me feel a bit fulfilled for some reason.

>Lord English: Stop Andrew Hussie from making a fool out of you.

---

(Alternatively, this could be a continuation of the one above. Weird how it worked out like that.)

Edited 2012-06-27 00:44 (UTC)

You give him the mightiest blow your world ending foot can... which isn't much of a blow.

>LE: Bring out the big guns.

Clearly this isn't working, plus this guy really needs to shut up. You've got just the weapon for it.

Aw yeah, who's the pimpest universe ender? You are. Hell yeah!

>Hussie: STRIFE!

Edited 2012-06-27 02:25 (UTC)

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

AH: Turn on your computer (FILL: TEAM DOLOROSA<3MINDFANG)

> Hussie: Respond to this asshole. (FILL: TEAM [Bro<3Grandpa])

> LE: All ready be there. (FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA)

> LE: Tap this douchebag on the shoulder and confront him. (FILL: TEAM Roxy<3Autoresponder)

Lord English: Ignore question and attempt to reassert .. (FILL: TEAM Dave<3<Karkat<3Terezi<3Dave)

>Lord English: Ignore question and attempt to reassert dominance. (FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi)

>Lord English: Ignore question and attempt to reassert dominance. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)

>Lord English: Quit being a fool and kick that fool in the shins (FILL: Team Roxy<3Autoresponder)