hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You stare at the fire awhile longer, the part you punched has stopped burning, all the oxygen scared of it. Good.

You flip of the fire and anything else that is around and stomp off into the distance in search of your dad. You become aware of the fact that not everyone is Jane motherfucking Crocker and this fire, red miles and crumbling building shit can be potentially dangerous.

Your dad however is strong, not as strong as you, but strong. It's the weaklings Jake and Dirk you are worried about. They are kind of unconscious at the moment and you suppose they could possibly die.

You could just leave them here, your dad is way more important than those losers, but hmm, what should you do?

==> Jane: Make a decision.

FUCK THOSE WHIMPS, YOU DON'T NEED THEM CAMPING UP IN YOUR SPACE.

YOU THROW THEM INTO A TRANSPORTALIZER BEFORE THEY WAKE UP AND START SPOUTING SHIT AGAIN.

AND YOU ALSO KICK LIL SEB IN THE HEAD WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

YOU LOOK AROUND FOR YOUR DAD BUT THE RED ASSFUCKING LINES JUST AREN'T GOING AWAY AND YOU CAN SEE FUCK ALL.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DOMINATE THOSE PIECES OF SHIT.

> Jane: Grab onto those miles and climb 'em like a beanstalk.

Edited (html blah) 2012-06-30 04:52 (UTC)

With a mighty leap, you grab onto the nearest one, which squeals in fright.
Too late now, motherfucker.
You proceed to haul yourself up the red assfucking lines like King Kong incarnate. While you're going up, you tie the rest of it into a ball, before eating it.
Because you're Jane motherfucking Crocker, bitches.

You climb up to the top nearest cathederal.
It is time to claim you territory.
Because you're worth it.

>Jane: Dance like nobody's watching - because they aren't.

You bust a move like its nobody's business (which it isn't and it's not like they could do anything if it was)you bust out some pretty ballin' moves if you do say so yourself. You are a great dancer and fighter and baker, you are pretty much perfect. It comes with being Jane Crocker, few, if any, will ever achieve your glory.

Oh, you should go find your dad now.

==> Jane: Find father

YOU FLY FROM THE ROOFTOP, LEAVING A JET STREAM OF FARTS BEHIND YOU. YOU FEEL THE TWO DEAD WEIGHT PUSSIES UNDER EACH MUSCULAR COLUMN OF AN ARM SQUIRM WITH EACH POOT OF YOUR TAUGHT ASS. YOU GRIN AT THEIR SUFFERING. YOU TAKE A SHARP TURN DOWNWARDS.

YOU RAISE ONE ARM UP AS YOU DRILL-TUNNEL INTO DERSE, SPIRALLING MADLY AROUND. YOU TOSS JAKE ON TOP OF DIRK, AND IT IS SUDDENLY ONE HOT UNCONSCIOUS PILE OF STEAMY MAN SWEAT UNDER YOUR ARMPIT. YOU WILL MAKE THEM FUCK ONE DAY. NOTHING WILL GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR YAOIS.

YOU DRILL THROUGH DERSE WITH YOUR BICEPS, CAUSING IT TO SPLIT IN HALF. YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO PUNCH SOME PRETENTIOUS DUDE IN A SUIT WITH A DIAMOND ON IT, CAUSING HIM TO SPLIT IN HALF. OH WELL, YOU GUESS THE PUSSY COULDN'T HANDLE THE JANE CROCKER.

YOU HAVE JUST ENOUGH DIGESTIVE AIR LEFT TO FLY TO YOUR PLANET, IN SEARCH OF YOUR FATHER.

>Jane: Arrive at Derse

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

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Re: >Jane: Blow this popsicle stand and find your dad. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3KARKAT)

==> Jane: Make a decision. (FILL: TEAM FEFERI<3JADE)

Jane: Grab onto those miles.... (FILL: TEAM ARADIA<3FEFERI)

Re: Dance like nobody's watching - because they aren't. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3KARKAT)

==> Jane: Find father. (FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT)