hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

...AND HE SAYS...HI.

Oh god these details are downright disturbing. No matter what, you must continue.

THE DIRK HuMAN THEN MOVES CLOSER TO YOu. HE GIVES YOu ONE OF THE MOST DISGuSTING SEXuAL ACTS EVER...

You don't know if you should continue, you think it has gone far enough but you can't stop your arm, it's out of control, you can not stop writing this obscene literature.

HE GIVES YOu A WARM SIDE HuG. YOuR EYES CLOSE. YOu CAN ALMOST FEEL YOuR HEART MELTING.

> uu: Continue writing your nasty fan fiction.

You continue writing your nasty fan fiction. You are so daring. No one is as audacious and simultaneously aware & respectful of the treacherous lines you have crossed. Sincerity is so revolting(why can't your 'sister' understand that?)--but disgust is divinely devious. And titillating.

I PuLL AWAY BuT HE PLEADS TO CONTINuE. HE GRABS MY CLAWS AND STROKES THEM

GENTLY. OH SO MuCH.

HE WANTS TO TELL ME HIS FEELINGS. HE GIVES ME CAKE.

HE PuTS A RING ON A CLAW AND PRESSES ME DEEPLY INTO THE CAKE.

HE TELLS ME HIS FEELINGS ARE IN THE CAKE AND WE ARE BOTH COVERED IN SuGARY FROSTING.

THEN HE SAYS

Enough. You can’t imagine what he might possibly say.

HE WANTS TO HAVE MY DESERT.

SOME MEAT AND CANDY AFTER EATING ALL DIRKS STuFF.

THEN THEN THEN HE SAYS

HE SAYS HE LOVES ME.

What abomination is this? Does he lacks limits?

It's not love. It can't be love.

No. This can’t be true. The human Dirk is the best human. He knows how to get shit done and play a game. He is almost as good as playing games as you. For him to have such feelings and admit them so easily is too out of character. There must be blood and screams of agony—no, that is too pleasurable. There must be, true torture, worst of all…a kiss of true love.

Or the greatest twist there ever was. How could you must find a plausible way to get him to confess and talk.

It will require true trickery. To hear his sincerity from his own lips. What kind of things will he tell you?

There is only one way to find out.

uu: Contact Dirk. Jeer at him until he reveals everything in an ultimate game.

Edited (realism, less repetition and cake) 2012-06-30 23:24 (UTC)

You fire up your chat client and find Dirk's present location in time in the viewport.

It looks like he might be A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED RIGHT NOW.

--uranianUmbrage [UU] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]--

UU: HELLO DIRK.
UU: WOuLD YOu LIKE TO
TT: No, I would not like to play a game.
TT: I've got some other matters to deal with right now, so if you'll excuse me, I'll go and attend to those.
TT: Then we can go and talk about how you get off to your own increasingly complex and yet at the same time monumentally simple games.
UU: BuT -

>Dirk: Explain your current situation.

Oh, you are so not in the mood to deal with your crazy alien counterpart's childish 'games'. Or even talk to the freak at all, actually. This may or may not have something to do with the fact that it is extremely hard to type with only one hand, as you have just discovered.

TT: Look, I'm attempting to lead my wayward fellow Derse dreamer somewhere safe. Safe, as in a place where the black fuckers cannot find us.
TT: Therefore, I don't have the time to talk with you.
TT: Go jeer at me on some other point, or, better yet, don't talk to me at all.
TT: Got it?
uu: BuT -
TT: No. Bye.

-- timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering undyingUmbrage [uu] --

Seriously. Has that idiot got no sense of timing?

==> uu: Refuse to let a little failure like that get you down. Pester Dirk some other time.

uu: HELLO DIRK.
uu: YOu APPEAR TO BE ALREADY ENGAGED IN A GAME.
uu: JACKED TIGHT INTO ITS FRIVOLOuS EMBRACE.
uu: BuT THAT GAME. IS SHITTY. AND DESIGNED FOR uNPuPATED LARVAL INFANTS.
uu: SO WOuLD YOu LIKE TO PLAY. A LESS STANK-ASS GAME.
uu: WITH ME.

On your screen, Dirk is two feet long and rolling on his back in a pile of plush red stuffed dragons. He is holding tight onto the blade of a carefully blunted sword in one disturbingly small fist and the sword is longer than he is.

uu: DIRK. GET uP.
uu: STOP LYING ON THOSE WORTHLESS BAuBLES. LIKE A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT.

He is not wearing his dark eye apparatus. The only times you have seen him without it before he has been sleeping, and even then he keeps it close enough to his bed that, as soon as your message notifications ping and wake him, he can reach it at once to reply to whatever it is you have deigned to tell him that night.

Not that you message him every time you catch him sleeping, oh no. You have found there is something distinctly salacious about just – watching.

uu: YOu ARE GOING TO TELL ME EVERYTHING. THAT I WANT TO KNOW.
uu: ABOuT YOuR ‘EMOTIONS’. AND YOuR.
uu: ‘DESIRES’.
uu: GOD. I’M MAKING MYSELF SHIVER EVEN SAYING IT.
uu: NOW RAISE YOuR SHAMELESSLY WRITHING. AND GROTESQuELY uNDERSIZED BODY. FROM THAT MOuND OF PLuSH FRIPPERIES.
uu: AND DIRK.
uu: GET THE FuCK uP.

Dirk continues to roll amongst the stuffed dragons. He blows a spit bubble. It pops. You hear him make a cooing noise.

You do not remember ever seeing him quite this carelessly insolent before. Or this tiny and uncommunicative.

He is wearing a bright orange romper suit with poppers up the front and you have had it with being ignored.

uu: YOur VERY ANATOMY IS A WASTE. OF PRESuMABLY DELICIOuS FLESH.
uu: NOT A DAY PASSES WHERE I AM NOT FuRIOuS. THAT WE LIVE IN DIFFERENT uNIVERSES.
uu: AND THAT SLOWLY EVISCERATING YOu. IS NOT A PLEASuRE I CAN INDuLGE IN. OuTSIDE OF MY IMAGINATION. AND MY ARTWORKS.
uu: YET.
uu: tumut

> uu: Try again. Dirk can’t be a baby his entire life.

Edited 2012-07-05 00:02 (UTC)

Or can he?

OH FuCK

>uu: Stop being stupid.

You stop that this instant. You're embarrassed you even let those obscene, nonsensical thoughts enter your head.

No, you're going to get your game. You're going to make Dirk tell you all about his disgusting, cringe-inducing human fantasies. You're expecting that, due to your special bond, some of these fantasies will involve you, and that sends a tender blush to your cheeks.

FuCK.

You click the view port, try another time. Ah, this looks promising.

--undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]--

uu: HELLO DIRK.
uu: I SEE YOu’RE WORKING ON ONE OF YOuR METALLIC. FAKE JuJuS.
uu: I COMMAND YOu. TO STOP THAT RIGHT THE FuCK NOW.
uu: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
uu: tumut
TT: Fine.

Success

>Dirk and uu: Play

Edited 2012-07-06 01:51 (UTC)

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

> uu: Well, okay. Finish that one sentence, at least. (FILL: TEAM ARADIA<>TAVROS)

uu: Continue writing your nasty fan fiction (FILL TEAM ENGLISH)

>uu: Contact Dirk. Jeer at him . . . (FILL: Team Dave<3Rose<3Terezi)

==> Dirk: Explain your current situation. (FILL: TEAM Eridan <3< Vriska)

uu: Refuse to let it get you down. (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3DAVE)

>uu: Try again. Dirk can't be a baby his entire life. (FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA)