hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you are currently on a MOVING METEOR directed towards a NEW UNIVERSE.

You have been hiding for a while in your respiteblock because your moirail thought you were a bit OUT OF IT and needed some good ol motherfuckin shooshpapping, especially since you haven't been in touch with a SOPOR PIE since the start of the GAME.

Not that you would ever want to touch one of those motherfuckin pies ever again, bro. You like having your thinkpan all up and clean and sharp.

Better to be used for thinkin up miracles like fillin up your quadrant.

That is why you left your respiteblock without telling your moirail, and are currently making your way through the corridors, searching for someone.

==>Gamzee: Explain what you are talking about

You have been thinking for a while to stake a claim on a motherfucker COOLKID dressed in a RED GODTIER OUTFIT, and you are pretty much sure all your thinking has left you prepared for all of it.

You are going to Black-woo DAVE motherfuckin STRIDER and you're going to have him falling into your heated black clutches by the end of the week, success guaranteed, no refunds.

MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS.

==> Gamzee: Initiate Plan

Edited 2012-07-01 20:35 (UTC)

Your plan is simple. All the best motherfuckin' plans are. The best also require you to know where the fucker is.

He likes coffee (that shitnasty liquid made of foul fuckin' bitter berries). You'll try the coffee-maker.

And if he is there, then you can sneak up and hOnk all up in his business. And he'll spill his gross-ass drink everywhere and--and it'll be a fuckin' great start to black courtship, that's what. Motherfuckin' yes.

If he's not there, you can just go somewhere else. Not before breaking the coffee-maker though. (But really, you know it'll be more of a blessing than a curse. Honestly, you're saving the fucker from that blasphemous poison.)

Maybe after that you can engage in a hateful rap-off with no black equivalent in all of paradox space. Yeah. How fuckin' awesome would that be? You're almost swooning in black throes just thinking of it.

Having a kismesis is gonna be so fucking great.

You just gotta find the motherfucker first.

==>Gamzee: Find the Motherfucker

You make your way to the library (he remembered that's where the coffee-maker was) silently. We wouldn't want that rainbow drinker brandishing that chainsaw on you now, would we?

You peek inside the library.

There he is. In all his motherfucking kismesis-worthy glory, in front of the coffee-maker just as you thought. Pathetic predictable human.

Look at him. So clueless. Not knowing that he will have the most startling experience of his life.

This is gonna be beautiful.

You figure you'd just sorta creep over and...

==> Give a large honk

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

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New Gamzee<3<Dave Game (Fill: Team Dave<3Karkat)

==> Gamzee: Initiate Plan (FILL: TEAM JAKE<3JOHN)

==>Gamzee: Find the Motherfucker (FILL: Team Dave♥Rose♥Terezi)