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hs_olympics2012-08-06 09:24 pm
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BONUS ROUND 5
Bonus Round 5
Tales from the Road
Hey, shippers! HSO is winding down, so we thought we'd take a look back at the journey, so to speak. With that in mind, this next bonus round is going to be roadtrip-themed! Give us a little taste of your characters' life on the road, whatever form that takes.
Rules
- Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of one ship (friendship/gen is fine too!) and a location. This cannot be your team's ship! This round we will not be giving points for prompts.
- Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!
- You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.
- Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.
Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.
Scoring
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)
All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.
If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
Bonus Round 5 is now closed!
16/08/12 Comments are unscreened again, for the sake of comments on fills. No new fills are being counted for points.
PROMPT: Team Dolorosa<3Mindfang
Driving to Disneyland.
FILL: Team Autoresponder<3Roxy
Karkat: GODDAMN IT LALONDE. YOU'VE BEEN READING THAT PIECE OF SHIT SMUTTY ASS NOVEL OUT LOUD FOR THREE HOURS NOW. CAN'T I DRIVE IN SOME SILENT ASS PEACE?
Rose: Actually, it would be more correct to say I began reading it out loud three hours ago, since then you've plagued my sharing of this literature with constant and insistent interruptions.
Karkat: NO SHIT. I'VE ALREADY FUCKING READ IT, IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT, WASTE OF SPACE THAT SHOULD BE BURNED IN A HOLE WITH SEVERAL OF DAMNED PIECES OF SHIT.
Rose: Hush, Karkles, you are most definitely enjoying it.
Karkat: FUCKING ASS DISNEY AND SHITTY ASS LONG DRIVES. DON'T CALL ME THAT, IT'S ANNOYING ENOUGH WHEN TEREZKI DOES IT FOR HOURS ON END INTO THE DAMNED HOURS OF THE NIGHT. BESIDES, THE WHOLE BOOK WAS JUST THE TERRIBLE ASS WRITER'S WAY TO INDULGE IN A METRIC FUCKTON OF WEIRD ASS FETISHES.
Rose: And that is what causes it to be so interesting. Have you never had a desire to peer into the minds of others and see what they personally rub their shameglobes to?
Karkat: NOT AT ALL. GOD KNOWS, I GET ENOUGH OF YOU ASSHOLES AS IT IS.
Rose: But Karkles--
Karkat: KARKAT, DAMN YOU!
Rose: Yes, damn him indeed.
Karkat: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
Rose: As I was beginning to say, do you not find the relationship's chemistry at least somewhat interesting?
Karkat: CHEMISTRY? WHAT FUCKING CHEMISTRY? THEY MET EACH OTHER IN A SLEAZY AS GAMEZEE'S ASS JOINT AND PAILED. AFTER THAT THEY PROCEED TO PAIL SOME MORE. THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO BE WITH EACH OTHER BEYOND WHORISH PAILING.
Rose: But does that not leave room for one's own interpretation and ability to look into the matter and derive a possible explanation why?
Karkat: FUCK NO. IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING OLD DISNEY MOVIES. THE PRINCE CHARMING COMES IN, SAVES THE ASS OF THE LOUSY BITCH, THEY KISS AND LIVE FUCKING HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND THEN FUCK A BUNCH OFF SCREEN BEFORE THE SEARING PAIN OF REALITY SMACKS THEIR ASSES INTO LINE, AND THEN PROCEED TO BREAK UP AND CRY LIKE THERE WAS SOMETHING ACTUALLY THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Rose: Intriguing point of view I suppose, but I would much rather be under the illusion of some deeper meaning instead, so we shall continue?
Karkat: DAMN IT, ROSE, DO WE HAVE TO?
Rose: But I am far too caught up rubbing myself in dark pleasure at the forbidden actions in this scene.
Karkat: FUCKING CRACK A JOKE LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL DUMP YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR SHIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, TAKE YOUR TICKET, AND ENJOY TWICE THE LENGTH STAY WHILE KICKING MICKEY IN THE NUTS.
Rose: I do not see what connection Mickey has with the conversation at present.
Karkat: BECAUSE I MADE HIM PART OF IT, WHETHER HE FUCKING LIKES IT OR NOT. THE FATE OF HIS WRINKLY LITTLE SHITTY BALLS IS IN YOUR HANDS, ROSE.
Rose: Oh, I feel under such stress and pressure, I might just continue to read this book out loud to allow for some relief of tension.
Karkat: FUCK! FINE. REALLY ROSE, THE HIGHBLOOD IS JUST AN ENTITLED BITCH AND THE PANSY ASS BEGGAR IS A SUBMISSIVE DUMBASS ANYWAY THAT GETS WAY TOO MUCH OUT OF WHIPPINGS. MORE GODDAMN FETISHES.
Rose: ...
Karkat: ROSE?
Rose: ...
Karkat: STOP THAT DROOLING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, GET ANY OF THAT ON MY SEAT AND I'LL STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!
Rose: Ah, um, of course I was not doing something as disgusting as drooling.
Karkat: AND I BET YOUR PANTIES AREN'T WET EITHER, YOU'RE A SHITTY LIAR. BESIDES, THE FUCKING ENDING WAS A FLAT LINE ANYWAY, THE TWO--
Rose: Karkat! Spoilers!
Karkat: BUT!
Rose: No buts, you can refrain from sharing your opinion on the ending until we arrive at it.
Karkat: AAAARGHAAHHHHHHH--
Rose: Now where was I? Right, the intertwining of the bulges...
Karkat: FUCK!