BONUS ROUND 5

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Bonus Round 5

Tales from the Road

Hey, shippers! HSO is winding down, so we thought we'd take a look back at the journey, so to speak. With that in mind, this next bonus round is going to be roadtrip-themed! Give us a little taste of your characters' life on the road, whatever form that takes.

Rules

1. Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of one ship (friendship/gen is fine too!) and a location. This cannot be your team's ship! This round we will not be giving points for prompts.


2. Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!


3. You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.


4. Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Bonus Round 5 is now closed!

16/08/12 Comments are unscreened again, for the sake of comments on fills. No new fills are being counted for points.

Comments

PROMPT: Team Alpha!Dave<3Alpha!Rose

[spandexrex]

Jade<3Dave

Burning Man Festival (Nevada)

FILL: TEAM DIRK♥JAKE♥JANE♥ROXY

[ferrrox]

dave you dont have to worry here!!!
no one gives a fuck what you do! :D plz
worry about what

Re: FILL: TEAM DIRK♥JAKE♥JANE♥ROXY

[megaparsecs]

yessssss

)'(

Re: FILL: TEAM DIRK♥JAKE♥JANE♥ROXY

[alouetta]

god this is great - i would read thousands and thousands of words on the story that this picture fits into!

FILL: TEAM Dirk<3Jake<3Jane<3Roxy

[doctorv]

She flies to Texas and spends a day oohing and ahhing over his dead-shit-in-jars collection and he tells her that the preserving technique she shared with him is working way better than his amateur formaldehydic fumblings. They stay up too late jamming and have to hustle to throw shit in the back of Dave's ironically rusty pick-up, then grab some greasy drive-thru breakfast sandwiches that last them till they get out of Houston. After that, they have to rely on an ironic mix-tape to sustain them. Journey plays them into Austin, where they have to stop for gas.

Jade drives for a while when they hit a sufficiently dead patch of West Texas, which is pretty much all of West Texas so she gets bored before they run out of empty road and they switch off so she can stick her head out the window and eat dry, dusty air. She wags her ass when she does it, but Dave doesn't bother mentioning it because she's doing it like a foot away from his head and it's a pretty prime ass.

They sleep on a blanket in the back of the truck when they reach New Mexico, bags used as pillows.

By the time they hit Nevada, Dave is rethinking the irony of owning a truck with a temperamental A/C in Texas and Jade is down to her bra and a skirt. Barefoot and half naked is how Jade Harley greets Burning Man. After digging through her bag, that gets upgraded to completely naked except for a homemade tail on a thin rope tied around her waist, a strip of fur the only thing between the world and her ass crack.

Dave slathers on his first layer of sunblock for the day.

By the time it's dark, Jade's organized a circle of like-minded individuals, fur sprouting here and there among bare skin, to howl at the moon. Dave's shirt disappeared some time around his second shitty, lukewarm beer, and someone in a coyote fursuit is handing him...he can't remember what number this beer is. He's been keeping up a pretty even beer-to-water ratio, so he's only a little buzzed, but he feels drunk off the hum of energy and the vibration of drums from a drumming circle off to his left and the VIBE all around him.

He leans against the coyote's shoulder and only then notices the fursuit has a sequined bikini over it.

Tomorrow, he'll regret forgetting to put on a third coat of sunblock at midday, but the memory of Jade Harley's perfect tits by firelight will sustain him through the aloe vera-dulled burn.

The memory of a coyote in a bikini copping a feel of some grade-A Strider ass steak, not as much.