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BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

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OH....MY HEART...
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU AAAA.

0_0

sorry i had to

Vriska<3Kanaya. Magic girl + Musical.

Eridan<3Sollux. Highschool drama + horror.

Gamzee<>Karkat
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff + Shakespeare

I desperately want to see what someone does with this

O-oh my goodness. OH MY GOODNESS. THIS WAS THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP TO EVER. I didn't expect someone to fill this but oh you've really made my day. Thank you so much this was just spectacular and so freaking adorable aaaah. -dances happily-

Dirk<>/<3 Roxy

Gurren Lagann crossover, mecha

I'd love to see some art for this, but fanfiction is wonderful as well~

Roxy<3Jake

My Immortal + robots

(Sorry for prompt spamming, but these are just so fun!)

Well d'awww. This is adorable.

I think I filled your other Dave<3Jade prompt and I'm sorry but I really like your prompts. They're great.

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She’s not like the other dames you know who live in towers.

For one she’s not locked up there because of some dumb curse, or an overbearing father, or some ominous prophecy, or anything like that. No, she lives up there because she likes it.

Secondly, she’s not even locked up there to begin with. It takes you a good half hour to scale the thing on a good day, but whenever she wants to leave, she just uses a spell to float down, and then a different one to float back up. It’s effortless.

It’s no wonder the townspeople are scared of her. She’s a girl who doesn’t have anybody reining her in and has enough power to level the kingdom, if she wanted to. Luckily for them, all she wants are a few of their crops and farm animals every now and then to further her “experiments.”

Unluckily for you, they don’t see things that way, and they’re starting to get a little impatient. Because every day, you promise, “I’m going to go and get myself a witch today, this time for sure.” And every night, you return with your clothing a little disheveled, and you shrug and say, “Sorry, guess she got the best of me again.”

It’s not really a lie, but you’re not exactly giving them the truth either.

So the next time you two are alone, hidden away where nobody else can find you, you tell her: “You should probably move yourself over to the next kingdom. Hear their pitchforks aren’t as sharp over there.”

She giggles. “But if I did that, then there’d be some other knight sent to come and kill me!” She pecks you on the lips. “And I like the one I have right now.”

You start to protest, but she silences you with a finger to your lips.

“Besides, if the ‘best knight in the land’ can’t conquer me, then I have nothing to fear from a bunch of scared villagers! What’s the worst that can happen?” She smiles and kisses you again.

And you can think of a lot of “worst that can happens” which end with one or both of you dead, but you hold your tongue.

Years later, you’ll regret it.

Karkat<3Whoever you want

Unwanted harem-Modern Fiction

Aaaaah I love this!! Thank you ♥

OMG, so, so lovely. Thank you!!!

Dave<3Terezi, lovecraft + historical romance!

Welcome to Void City!

We hope your travels here will show you the full wonders of our city the

T̕͟È͟R̴R͠OR ̶AǸ̴͠D͠ ͘͟M̧͢ÁJ̀͡E̷S̛T̴̨͡Y̷̧

of it.

Here are a few key sites you might want to see while you’re here!

THE SEA GARDENS

Stare into the deep endless pools of dank water as you contemplate life’s endless miseries. Hear strange unsettling sounds as you witness fish with tentacles for eyes writhe against the shore in a last desperate attempt to run from the great and hideous beast that dwells in the garden’s furthest reaches. Remember your times near happier seas, when you were young and believed in life, in the living.

Attempt to investigate the black dripping trees surrounding the ponds! Sight a girl, your age perhaps, alien and fishy. Admire the way she laughs and pushes the fish back in the water, to its doom, and claps her hands.

Spend long moments looking at the curve of her spine, the waterfall of her hair. Look away when she looks at you.

Be a little surprised when she looks your way! Become even more surprised when she walks over to you.

Allow your jaw to drop when she tells you her name is Feferi Peixes, that she is the Empress-in-Waiting. Let the dank wet taste of the air fill your mouth.

THE FLOATING BAZAAR

Follow the girl empress to the main thoroughfare of the commercial sector of Void City, you have the unique opportunity of having a tour guide who knows the city better than perhaps everyone else. Don’t be afraid to ask questions! The story behind the Great Eyeball Clock is particularly intriguing.

Sample the oozing native fruits from nearby produce stands. Don’t be afraid when she tells you that your soul will be tethered to this place forever – it already is! You’re doomed, you might as well enjoy the heady fungus laden taste of this fruit while you still are in possession of a mortal body that can taste. That has a mouth.

Let her feed it to you, juice dripping from her fingers as she strokes your hair. Laugh when she tickles your arm. Stare into her bright glassy eyes, become lost in them.

Kiss her, then, with the juice of the foreign fruit still running down your chin. Her tongue will lick your lips clean, and you’ll lean into her clammy weight.

Fail to be alarmed by the way her mouth curls into a shark toothed grin.

THE BONE PALACE

Listen to her tell you about her home! Be entranced by her childhood stories of scampering from begilled guards, and ask if you can see the palace. Be aware that this is somewhat forward. Notice that she does not seem to mind!

Don’t notice that she seems to have planned this, by the way her carriage pulls up in front of you, by the speed in which you return to the palace.

Take in the beauty and the fecund splendor of the Bone Palace of Void City, the echoing shadows of it. Grab onto Feferi’s hand, when she offers it. Be led through the flung-wide sigil etched bone doors, bleached white and tremendous.

Enquire as to whether or not she makes a practice of using human skulls as candleholders. Laugh at own joke. Explain joke to her. Note that her laugh is slightly forced.

Touch the walls, made of mammoth rib bones from some long dead creature, as you walk. Be amazed at the smoothness of them, the austere dead dignity. Blabber, spout anecdotes about the time you found the body of a whale beached on the sands of a tiny island millions of lightyears from here, how you helped the inhabitants of the island pick what was useful and bury the remains.

Follow her as she draws you deeper and deeper into the grayscale terrors of her home. Comment on how uncomfortable it must be to use vertebrae as chairs. Comment on how chilly it is, how you wish you’d brought your jacket. As a scientist, remain academic when you see the strange twisted skeletons that compose all of the furniture in the palace! Wonder how something with so many limbs and wings could exist, but do not be afraid! This is part and parcel, this is just another bit of adventure.

Become a bit alarmed that she says nothing in response. Begin to wonder if you’ve somehow offended her.

Feel fuzzy-headed. Think maybe that fruit wasn’t quite fresh.

When she pushes back a tapestry (a thousand years old, it depicts the slaughter of an alien race by the long reach of Void City’s Dark Masters, in horrid detail) enquire as to where you are going. She will open a secret door and reply, “my room,” and this will thrill you, in more ways than one.

Grow fainter with each step. Let yourself be half-carried to her door, which is yellowed and brittle. Note how her nails dig into your flesh, note how she is pulling you.

Give yourself a second to wait for everything to click. Notice the stains on the door. Get it. Resist the urge to yell.

Yelling can’t help you now. Your gravestone’s as good as written!

Check to see if your guns are loaded. Realize that your guns are missing. All of them. See her smiling, your bejeweled princess, and know that she knows this.

Struggle as she twists her hands around your wrists, wonder at her strength as she drags you into the last stop on your whirlwind tour,

THE EMPRESS'S CHAMBERS

E̢N̢̧J̨͠Ǫ̢͡Y͝ ͠Y̕O̴͟UR̷̢̕ ͟S̛T̨͏A̷̶Y͟

(Aaaaah, okay let's try this again. Freaked the first time because I screwed up and put in one too many lines somehow, hahaha. Thanks so much for the awesome prompt.)

The Seer sat peacefully under the sun
absorbing Light, as if it were her last
glory day. Dreaming of mornings gone past
that she’s foreseen in memories, now spun
as visions in crystals – battles just won
and wars begun because of color and caste -
History, repeated in looking glass,
is held by worn hands – precious to just one.

Precious, likewise, is the lady as fair
listening to the fortune teller spin.
“Seer, how will our tale end?” the Lady asks.
The Seer says naught with a sly smile, and their
lips meet. The lady thinks that parting then
would still leave her with everything she seeks.

Oh snap thanks, I forgot about that.

---

Rose had never given much thought to how she would lose her virginity.

For her, it was the fictional world that really mattered. Her dream sex scenes had always involved fantasy and lore that proved impossible in reality. Due to the fact that a '10' in her book was a master of dark magic and could perform perfect BDSM 100 miles off of the ground, she had kept herself holed up with fanfiction her entire life.

But in her wildest dreams, she couldn't have ever imagined this.

Kanaya sauntered forward a charming smile as she sauntered forward to screw her.

It all started when Rose had moved away from Houston for a change of scenery. The majority of her friends had set up camp there after the game, making the area easy living for them. Now, Rose was a successful author of fictitious novels depicting wars, wizardy, and "the closest erotica you'll ever get to real sex -- The New York Times" [sic]. Since she was finally filthy rich, she figured it wouldn't hurt to move out of Texas and stop putting up with the high taxes, ridiculous 'family' events organized by her friends, and Doc Scratch nearly putting her eye out every week on Bowling Night (Yes, that totally happened. Several times.).

The only other person she knew that didn't live in Texas was Kanaya, a dear friend of hers. Due to a vow she had made years before to never eat a troll, she had moved to a town called Forks, Washington to hunt bears and the Loch Ness Monster or whatever roamed in freaking Washington to keep herself sustained. After doing a little research, Rose thought it would be perfect. She and Kanaya would have the best time cooking, cleaning, reading, and killing wild animals to eat raw. Perfect indeed!

The first couple of days were fine. Kanaya Maryam had greeted her with a dinner out, where she had picked disgustedly at the food she had cover-ordered the entire time. It was an offputting sight, but the sentiment was nice. Almost immediately afterwards, she left on a week-long hunting trip that gave Rose an inane case of stir craziness due to the fact that she knew literally no one.

When said rainbow troll returned, Rose was typing happily away on her laptop, trying to perfect a scene from her latest work in progress, 'The Yodels of Pleasure'. It was another dark erotica set in the Swiss Alps, and her publishing company promised it would be a bestseller. Her troll housemate watched her for what seemed like two hours without blinking, turning the scene she was once so proud of into something she would need to Ctrl-X the next day after two cups of black coffee.

Suddenly, she spoke. "Rose... are you into roleplay?"

"Not really. Childish games are of no use to me or my career. They do not take a shining to extensive plot theories, either."

"No, not that kind." The two of them sat, frozen in an ice cube of awkward silence.

"I don't know." She spoke slowly, her words dripping like molasses.

"How could you not know? I mean, what did you do your first time?"

"I'm a virgin, Kanaya."

"No."

"Stop - "

"Way."

Kanaya used her vampire powers to steal the laptop and google 'good roleplay sex ideas magic' before you could scream Jesus Take the Wheel. Rose could only watch in awe as she scrolled with supersonic speed before finally resting on 'Wizard/Vampire: Show the Lowly Magic-Wielder Who's Boss!".

"I have to show you. It will most definitely help with your writing expedition."

"I'm fine without sex, okay? I do not need it, so stop asking."

"We are going to have sex. It's going to be kinky, and you are going to like it. That is the end of it."

Rose snuck out of the house, bound hands-and feet with virginity still intact, at 2 AM.

Edited 2012-06-20 17:34 (UTC)

Roxy<3Equius, high school delinquents & fantasy! Wizards and fistfights, hmmmmm?

i hope you like it !

Edited 2012-06-20 18:47 (UTC)

Here you go: Gamzee is a spy and Kanaya has a steampunk outfit.

Eridan<3Roxy, meet cute + pirates. Please.

I love this pairing, I will do something for it. :D

Hey, so I was going to fill this, but I don't think I have the time to finish it and my own R1 entry because I'm going to be without internet starting tomorrow. Actually, this was my first time doing this kind of thing in a long time, so I don't know if I would've had it finished even if I wasn't going to be gone. So here, see what I got started on because I don't want to just leave it unseen because this alone was a lot of effort for me?

http://kowaiyumedesuka.tumblr.com/post/25452446161/sollux-looks-so-much-simpler-its-funny-sorry

It wasn't going to be a whole game, but it would've been several gifs made to look like a game.

This doesn't count as a fill obviously but if I can get everything else done and somehow finish this in time I'll try to get it here!

ah this is really great!! *a* thank you! :D

A tea party was not an easy thing to invite your kismesis to.
Especially not when you were Karkat Vantas, leader extraordinaire and master of the black quadrant, and ESPECIALLY not when it was your first official date. Sure, you’d traded punches aplenty, but nothing like this had ever been attempted. A lot of thought had gone into this candlelight hatedate and if she wasn’t going to appreciate it, you were gonna mack on her so hard she wouldn’t be able to taste for the next week.
You wouldn’t have expected Terezi to understand why you brewed the tea with such care. It wouldn’t have surprised you to know that she had no idea why you were pouring it into those nice looking little cups. You really liked those cups. It was a shame.

She’d had no idea why you were being so civil. Wasn’t this a thing where you angry and then humped? Weren’t the two of you enraptured in the black throes of passion or some other longwinded romantic bullshit? Yes Terezi, yes you were. Yes to both of those questions.

That’s why you picked up the teapot and smashed it against the table, sending scalding tea everywhere. You hated how it felt and how it soaked into your sweater but that didn’t matter. You tore off your precious turtleneck and began chucking the rest of the china across the room where it landed with the same softest tinkling sound one could imagine coming from a saucer thrown in sexy, sexy rage. She was overjoyed when you dropped a match on the tablecloth, setting it ablaze. You had chosen this tablecloth to be especially flammable. Her heart was racing when you leapt up on the table and began stomping on it vigorously, putting the flames out and smashing any poor piece of porcelain that escaped your grasp. You were hot, shirtless, and furious. Terezi was hot and bothered and, unfortunately, still wearing her shirt. The two of you made out on the ashes and chipped pieces of fine dining ware.

It was awesome. You still show off the scars.

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BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Re: FILL: TEAM BRO<3DAVE

Re: PROMPT: TEAM VRISKA♥KANAYA

PROMPT: TEAM Equius<>Nepeta

PROMPT: TEAM Equius<>Nepeta

PROMPT: TEAM SLICK<3<SNOWMAN

Re: FILL: TEAM JADE<3ROSE

PROMPT: TEAM ROSE<3ARADIA

PROMPT: TEAM SLICK<3<SNOWMAN

Re: FILL: TEAM DIRK<3ROXY

FILL: TEAM JOHN<3VRISKA

PROMPT: TEAM dave♠karkat♥terezi♥dave

Re: FILL: TEAM JADE♥ARADIA

Re: FILL: TEAM Vriska<3Kanaya

PROMPT: TEAM Alpha!Dave<3Alpha!Rose

FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE<3TEREZI

FILL: TEAM dave♠karkat♥terezi♥dave

FILL: TEAM ARADIA<3DAVE

PROMPT: TEAM [DIRK<3EQUIUS]

FILL: TEAM BRO/JOHN

FILL: TEAM ERIDAN <3 KARKAT

PROMPT: TEAM ERIDAN<3SOLLUX

Re: PROMPT: TEAM ERIDAN<3SOLLUX

Re: PROMPT: TEAM KARKAT<3NEPETA

Re: FILL: TEAM EQUIUS<3GAMZEE

FILL: TEAM ROSE<3KANAYA