hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
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Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I just couldn't resist badfic, I hope this is awful enough for you :)

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"Wow we are going camping." Whispered Jade dramatically as she stood in the woods.

"Yes it seems that is what we are doing." Said Rose, looking at Jade's choice ass they drove to the camping place which was a forest with some places to put tents on the ground.

Jade's ass did not comment, but it was excited about camping as well.
WATCH OUT FOR THE TROLLS said the sign on the side of the road when Rose pulled over to assess the situation.

"I am so afraid of the trolls and also they are my kink." Jade touched the sign with her finger, rubbing it erotically.

Rose nodded. "I am also so glad that there are trolls here today because I have always secretly wanted to have therapy with trolls trolls are good for therapy."

"Hello I am A TRoll my name is Kanaya." Said Kanaya when she heard about the girls liking trolls. "I have so much therapy needs and am also a total lesbian. I only like fashion."

Jade yiffed excitedly when she saw Kanaya, doing a summersault. Rose knitted a sweater in happiness.

"Have you heard about the great Danger." Asked Kanaya in a sultry tone. Her eyes shone like shiny glass beads of glass, her hair was black like black velvet, her skin was ashen as though something had been on fire and then burnt up like in that song by Nelly Furtado about good things coming to an end. Kanaya's rear end was a good thing but it wasn't in the song.

"No we didnt hear about that please tell us about it we are smart girls also we have guns." Said Rose passively.

Jade pulled her hunting rifle out of the pocket of her short shorts and fired at a bird, which fell to the ground like a rock that has been thrown from the sky.

"Good" Said Kanaya. "The great Danger is a secret temple and it is for exploring of the caverns under the temple there is much danger there and monsters to fight."

Jade crouched all karate-like and made whirring noises like a helicopter. "I am so ready for danger hot troll lady."

Rose nodded. "I am also ready for danger I am very sarcastic and witty and long winded."

WOW!

Then they began to walk to the great Danger while making out hotly. Kanaya touched Rose with her foot when they approached. " There becomes the great Danger."

Suddenly a huge mummy run out of a tree and towards the
girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jade jumped into the air saying "WHOOAA" and Kanaya kicked the mummy in the face. Rose pulled on the bandage or whatever that was wrapped around the mummy's face and unveiled...

a rotted face hole.

Jade shot at the face with three bullets and the zombie fell onto the forest floor, moaning.

"This moaning is so hot." Said all three girls at the same time.

"You are so hot." They also said.

"We have defeated the bad guy its time to fall in love."

And then Jade whipped her meloncholy hair over her shoulder and threw her glasses away in slow motion, exposing her eyes which her green as a pair of green pants.

Rose was overcome with lust and jumped on her, pulling Kanaya with her. They fell onto the ground and adventured.