hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Dirk <3 uu

College, Sex comedy

"What is that trash?" Dirk can hear the indignant shrieking of his room mate before he has even closed the door behind him. A quick survey shows that yes, the troll is standing and dramatically pointing at the final for Dirk's figure drawing class.

"This would be art." He holds up the matted charcoal piece so red eyes can take in the entire thing.

"That's not art! She is nude! You've been carrying pornography all over campus!" It doesn't matter that the troll cannot see Dirk's eye roll behind dark shades, because he's not taking his eyes off the filth that is so proudly presented. Further words are only half heard by Dirk until a strangled gasp of recognition bursts forth. "That is the Rose human! She is displaying her milk sacs!"

"I know. I was so filled with desire as I stared at her, wishing to caress her face with my black tool." Even across the room he can feel the tension being caused by his words. "Lean forward and whisper to her how beautiful she is." His tone is melodramatic as he cradles the picture, treating it as if it really were Rose swooning in his arms. Dirk looks up just in time to see his room mate sputtering, almost frothing at the mouth.

Dirk unceremoniously drops the drawing, steps over it to and takes the hand of the flushed mess previously known as a troll. "Could it be that you want me to... draw you? Just as affectionately?"

There is more squawking before Dirk is pushed away. "As if I would ever do such a lewd human thing!" It takes more effort than it should for Dirk to hold in his laughter until he is alone in the room, having watched the other retreat in a twisted up rage.

Wow, this is so wonderful! Ahh, guh, they're both so perfect in just the short bit you portrayed them in! Thank you!

I'm so glad you like it! I was really nervous because I don't usually write and it came out so short!
You're welcome!

http://i.imgur.com/HdK5r.jpg

uu: OH MY GOD. PuT THAT SHIT AWAY BEFORE MY SISTER COMES BACK.

what uu isn't telling us is that this was all his idea

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

PROMPT: TEAM ERIDAN<3KARKAT

FILL: TEAM [Dave<3<Karkat]

Re: FILL: TEAM [Dave<3<Karkat]

Re: FILL: TEAM [Dave<3<Karkat]

FILL: TEAM SOLLUX<3TEREZI