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BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1


Genre-Mixing


Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules
  1. Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

  2. Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

  3. You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

  4. Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.


Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
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FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Your name is Jake English and you are relatively certain there is a MONSTER in your ROOM. Because there is a MONSTER in your ROOM there is clearly only one course of action available to you.

What will you do?
>Run in guns blazing! (Go to page 3)
>Vow to find a new place to sleep and never enter your room again. (Go to page 5)
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Page 1

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
>ATTEMPT TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO SUBDUE THE SAVAGE RAM-BEAST!
As you attempt to think up a plan the ram-beast attacks! You are hit by a heavy blow to the side! You are in a lot of pain! Luckily, you are still alive. Hmm… you would have expected the ram-beast to have finished you off by now.

>What’s up with that? (Go to page 11)
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Page 2

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
>PANIC AND YELL OUT!
You yell at the lady that that is a dangerous beast and she shouldn’t be hugging it! The beast is enraged by your loudness!

EVERYONE DIES.
THE END.
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Page 3

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
>Run in guns blazing!
“RHAGALBLAGALBLAGAL” <--(you)
“BAAAAAH!” <--(the monster)
Agh, the monster appears to be some kind of horrible ram-like beast! It swings a hoof at your head!

STRIFE COMBAT INDICATED!
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
>PANIC! (Go to page 4)
>DODGE! (Go to page 7)
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Page 4

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
>PANIC!
Is that really what you thought would be the best course of action?
Really?

YOU HAVE DIED.
THE END.
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Page 5

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
>Vow to find a new place to sleep and never enter your room again.
Wow! Way to be a boring, out of character dingus and end the game early! I hope you’re proud of yourself, I really do.

YOU ARE A WUSS.
THE END.
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Page 6

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
==>
It’s a headshot and an instant fatality! Success!
Unfortunately when the monster falls over, it falls over onto on your bed. And, for once on this island, the ram-beast is actually bleeding red. Eww… but at least you’re safe. (Although you can’t help but get the feeling you’re missing something? It’s weird, but you don’t think you did the right thing for the best ending. The main indicator of this is the fact that one part of the prompt never even made an appearance. Ah well.)

THE RAM-BEAST IS DEAD.
THE END.
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Page 7

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
>DODGE!
You preform an EPIC DODGE and the hoof just barely misses your head! Whew, that was a close one!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
>AGGREVE! (Go to page 8)
>ABSCOND! (Go to page 10)
>ATTEMPT TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO SUBDUE THE SAVAGE RAM-BEAST! (Go to page 1)
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Page 8

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
>AGGREVE!
You take out your pistols, take a shot and hope for the best!

==> (Go to page 6)
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Page 9

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
>Stay calm.
Well… it hasn’t killed her yet, has it? Perhaps it would be best to avoid freaking out.
As you watch the grey lady dressed in blue she paps the creature and keeps making these weird shooshing sounds. The ram-beast gets calmer and calmer as she does it, before eventually falling asleep. She then looks over to you.
“Are you okay?”

What will you do?
>KISS HER. KISS HER RIGHT NOW. (Go to page 12)
>Wait, where did that thought come from? Anyways, say you're okay, and then ask her name. (Go to page 13)
Edited 2012-06-12 06:52 (UTC)
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Page 10

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
>ABSCOND!
CAN’T ABSCOND, BRO!
As you turn to abscond the Ram-beast lands a fatal blow to the back!

YOU HAVE DIED.
THE END.
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Page 11

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
>What’s up with that?
IS THAT GREY LADY… HUGGING THE RAM-BEAST!?!

CRITICAL JUNCTURE!
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
>Stay calm. (Go to page 9)
>PANIC AND YELL OUT! (Go to page 2)
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Page 12

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
>KISS HER. KISS HER RIGHT NOW.
WRONG QUADRANT, DOOFUS!

HEARTS BOXCARS OFFICIALLY HAS HIS COMMAND MAKING PRIVILEGES REVOKED.
THE END.
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Page 13

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
>Wait, where did that thought come from? Anyways, say you’re okay, and then ask her name.
She looks relived to hear you’re okay, and then smiles when you ask her name.
“I’m Aranea. Aranea Serket. And you are?”
“Jake English.”

THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL SHIP.
THE END.
Edited 2012-06-12 06:51 (UTC)
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Re: FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Whew! And I'm done! I hope you enjoy!
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Re: FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi

[personal profile] memyselfandi 2012-06-12 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Haha that was awesome!
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Re: FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for reading! I'm glad you had fun with my adventure!
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Re: FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi

[personal profile] fayharley 2012-06-12 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This is spectacular! you executed the choose your own adventure format even better than I could have hoped. Brilliant all around!
dragon_bagon: a combination of a platypus and a bear standing on it's hind legs and wearing a 1980's fedora (Agent Platypusbear)

Re: FILL: TEAM Dave<3Rose<3Terezi

[personal profile] dragon_bagon 2012-06-12 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I am very much glad you enjoyed my fill of your prompt! Fun fact: Out of all of the above 14 posts, half of them are endings. I think one of my favorite things about doing the choose your own adventure format was making sure there were plenty of ways to fail.