hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

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Sollux<3<Kanaya, brothel au + fever dream

Warning: Bodyhorror probably.

You come to and there is a set of one thousand and twenty four different hedgehogs, porcupines and kina going to war between your ears all wrapped in a jellyfish. Everything about this is shit. Barely conscious enough to open your eyes you force them to do as you ask and the menagerie engages again. Shit stained, puss riddled everything. A voice by your ear croons "shoosh" and puts a cloth on your forehead, like you could make a single fucking sound as you are, like your body is capable of not making its way towards being a further sack of crap.

It's a while before you come to again, you think. You don't fucking know, you wouldn't put it past yourself to have turned into a piece of machinery, ticking over into a further amount of pain but you're no a fucking clock is the point. If you ever had a point and you're pretty sure you don't.

You've been staring at nothing. Nothing being a ceiling with a crack down the middle, painted the most horrible shade of green you've ever had pass through your corneas. You hear a scuffle as whoever has been looking over you returns to the room. You think she smiles, is she a she, you don't want to be a presumptuous dickstain but those appear to be tits wrapped in lace and not much else. You blink and suddenly they're a lot closer and covered in a lot more. You reach up, yeah, those are tits, probably a chick. She lifts your hand away from her by the wrist, even as you fade out you can feel her disdain. Well fuck her too. You didn't have another option with the sounds coming out not resolving into words.

You dream. If you can call the disorganized mess in front of your mind a dream. Green swirls tie themselves into knots and then into bows which feed into your mouth and burst out your skin in lines of binary seeping into punch-tape and catching on fire, tearing through your stomach and heart and burning your eyes until your world closes into lime fire and pain.

You wake and scramble to sit up and tilt your head off the side of the bed. Strings of code slipping from your mouth and onto the floor
1| for (i = 0; i < stomach.content; i++) stomach[i].expel();
3|
4| stomach.add(lArm);
5| stomach.add(rArm);
6| stomach.expelAll();

Bit by bit it resolves itself, arms and then legs, fingers flowing forth tipped with green polish, you reflect briefly on why that would be added and a card flips over blank, you cough a toe out and lace streams from your palms wrapping itself around the figure before you, curling into the features on her face. Pursed lips which bend to slip over yours and your eyes stream blood and despair to wrap around her throat while she is unperturbed and only slips her tongue into your mouth as you choke on pain.

You wake. Again. Sweat which is just clear streaming off you. The woman looks up as you gasp but returns her eyes to her novel again, turning a page and only frowning. You wish you could just die.

I hope this was something like what you wanted!

+ fucking one omg this is cool

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

PROMPT: TEAM SOLLUX<3TEREZI

FILL: TEAM DAVE <3 VRISKA

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