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BONUS ROUND 1
Bonus Round 1
Genre-Mixing
Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.
Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.
Rules
- Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.
- Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!
- You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.
- Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.
Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.
Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.
Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)
All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.
If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!
FILL: TEAM ROSE<3ROXY
“But in accordance with traditional trippy vampire fiction, you have to go right for the jugular where it happens to hurt the most and give me wicked neck cramps. I must say, I’m really enjoying these arrangements.” You can’t help but notice she keeps those fangs of hers wickedly sharp- curse troll fashion statements to the furthest ring and back. The more intelligent and logical part of you says you’re being ridiculous, as the sharper her fangs are, the faster and smoother the fangs will pierce you.
The other part simply objects to becoming Kanaya’s snack fridge.
“Dirk Really Theres Nobody Else Around And If I Get Any Hungrier Ill Have To Go Savage A Smallish Frollicmonster Or Something Do You Know How Ridiculous That Would Be” she gives you a stern look that says it’s a more ridiculous idea than throwing Cal into a raging inferno in that it is Simply Not A Done Thing.
You appropriate a groan for the situation and move over the stack of pizza boxes beside the TV remote on the couch, and shuffle aside to allow her to sit down. She picks up her skirt at the knees and sits, smoothing it over her thighs. The red is a pretty good colour for her, with that gemstone green radiating from her cheeks, not that you’re the pro of fashion or anything.
You swallow. “Well go ahead then, I’m practically laid out for your convenience, Dirk Strider whole on the bone, medium-fucking-rare.”
“As Far As I Have Gathered You And The Dave Human Both Resort To Humour When Suffering A Case Of “The Nerves.” She pauses to look at you, hands folded delicately in her lap. “Are You Suffering These Symptoms Currently”
You drum your fingers across your knee restlessly. “Read me like a book, why don’t you.”
She gives you a surprisingly reassuring smile. Her fangs somehow make it seem more dainty, prettier- better than the Pyrope queens-of-the-tyrannosaur-teeth, anyway. “Dirk I Assure You I Shall Make This As Painless As Possible” she pauses for a moment, “Simply Warn Me If You Are About To Keel Over I Would Rather Not Wish To Explain The Tale How A Coolkid Ended Up Unconscious On The Floor Of His Respiteblock To His Action-Enthralled Matespirit It Could End Really Badly”
You have a brief moment of amusement to yourself trying to imagine Jake attacking Kanaya. Something tells you it would go worse for your apartment than it would for either of them. “Point taken. Well, I suppose so long as you’re polite about it and leave me with my voice box after, I still have sick battles to rap and all remember.”
“So Long As I Do Not Need To Fear English Bursting Through The Window Screaming ‘Die Lesbian Space Vampire’ Or Something Equally Frivolous And Nonsensical I Will Do My Best To Respect Your Conditions” she replies, rolling her eyes.
You smirk and bare your neck to her. “Well then so long as I have your word, vampire away.”
It only hurts a little when the fangs sink in, and at least she has the decency to offer to bandage your neck afterwards. She’s puzzled when you insist upon the Disney band-aids (The ones with Goofy and Donald on them your bro sent you in his care package, appropriately defaced). Seems “lesbian space vampires” don’t quite understand the delicate mechanics of irony.
Well, that’s okay. So long as she’s around, you guess you can teach her a thing or two.
Re: FILL: TEAM ROSE<3ROXY