BONUS ROUND 1

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Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

1. Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.


2. Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!


3. You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.


4. Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.
FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Comments

FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3TEREZI

[redquidam]

Lights go up to reveal desks and classroom. Center stage sits one main desk, where Dave and Karkat sit. Both texting on phones.

DAVE
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Brosie and popsiCal:

KARKAT
(spoken) My dear Memo:

BOTH
There's been some confusion
Over seating here at Forks:

KARKAT
But of course, I'll fucking deal:

DAVE
But of course, I'll be cool with it:

BOTH
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my lab partner is:

DAVE
Unusually and exceedingly shitty
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

KARKAT
Blonde.

Both stop writing and begin to glare at each other.

DAVE
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

KARKAT
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:

DAVE
My pulse is rushing:

KARKAT
My head is reeling:

DAVE
My face is flushing:

BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!: Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

KARKAT
For your face

DAVE
Your voice

KARKAT
Your glasses

BOTH
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

A few students rise and begin to pass out microsopes.

STUDENTS
Dear Dave, you are just too cool
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a rotter!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Dave, you're a martyr!

DAVE
Well: these things happen to test us!

STUDENTS
Poor Dave, forced to partner
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:

DAVE AND KARKAT STUDENTS
What is this feeling / Loathing
So sudden and new? / Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment / For his face, his voice
I laid eyes on you / His glasses
My pulse is rushing / Let's just say:
My head is reeling / We loathe it all!
Oh, what is this feeling? / Ev'ry little trait
Does it have a name? /Makes our very flesh
Yes / Begin to crawl.
Ahhh / Ahhh

ALL
Loathing!

DAVE AND KARKAT ALL
There's a strange exhilaration / Loathing
In such total detestation / Loathing
So pure, so strong / Loathing

STUDENTS
So strong!

DAVE AND KARKAT
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last

ALL
And I will be loathing / Loathing
For forever loathing / Loathing
Truly deeply loathing / Loathing / you
My whole / Loathing
Life long! / Unadulterated loathing

KARKAT
Fuck!

Class stops and turns to stare at Karkat. Lights fade out.


(note: so I know this comes across way <3< but following the style of those two stories, they start of with dislike and then end up falling in love. HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. I just ended up having way to much silly fun with this prompt)

Re: FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3TEREZI

[dommywells]

omg this is brilliant hahahahaha

thank you!! <3