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BONUS ROUND 1
Bonus Round 1
Genre-Mixing
Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.
Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.
Rules
- Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.
- Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!
- You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.
- Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.
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Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
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PROMPT: TEAM Bro<3Dave
FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA
just fuck
i mean i guess it could be worse like imagine if lalonde was one of the last few humans on earth and felt the need to write out a goddamn faq like she did last time the world up and fucking ended
hell thats probably what she is doing at this exact moment
okay thats dumb at this exact moment shes probably blowing off a zombies head with her crazy grimdark powers or eviscerating one with some knitting needles
that or shes dead
dammit
fuck it im just gonna get on with this apocalyptic tale shit
man this could be some real irony gold like
i could make up whatever shit i wanted
kay here we go dear mr survivor of the zombie apocalypse first of all good job man
second of all listen this apocalypse was totally a government plot
like the president was all fuck this country also fuck the world who needs to be alive and have their brains in their heads and not being chewed on by zombies
yeah man thats totally what happened
okay anyway that was stupid
this is probably just a huge monumental waste of time like if i survived fucking zombies everywhere no way i would waste time reading some kids diary
maybe i is should get a pink sparkly pen for this
note to self do that the next time we get to a town with some kiddy store
so get ready nonexistent audience for the continuing adventures of dave strider and john egbert trying not to die horrific deaths
when last we left off everything had gone to shit and our two plucky heroes were on the run because the shitty apartment in houston they were hiding out in was invaded by zombies and apparently zombies are the only creature not born with an innate fear of smuppets
which is pretty much irrefutable proof that zombies have no souls
not like that was something anyone was seriously considering or anything
anyway
so me and john were on the run last time i found time to write and
this is me building up suspense
for the no one who is ever gonna fucking read this
okay i think thats enough suspense
yeah were still on the run everything still pretty much sucks
were trying to head out to roses old place in case shes still there
her or her body
not that john would ever say that but im pretty sure were both thinking it
alright strider out
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surprise surprise guess who isn't dead yet
you know i wonder if zombies can write journals
record all their important zombie daily lives
all like so today i ate fifteen brains
and then i took my zombie daughter to school and had a talk with her teacher to discuss her grades
looks like shes failing her face-eating class i think im gonna have to ground her
teach her some responsibility
and she cant go out with that zombie boy for the next month hes a bad influence
anyway
so were still on the run
we made it up to kansas and i feel fucking lied to there are fucking hills everywhere all up in this bitch
went to a shopping mall
place was deserted thank god
if there is one thing i do not need it is dealing with soulless monsters while im shopping
or zombies those would suck too
egbert continued to be an idiot as always
im wandering around trying to find some decent eats and he shows up with a pair of fucking aviators
all excited like he gets
i lost the other shades he got me ages ago while i was busy trying not to get eaten
these arent authentic ironic movie shades or anything but i guess theyll do
but seriously who else but fucking john would even think of something like that at a time like this
god
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who would have thought that insomnia was a symptom of the zombie apocalypse
think id be able to sleep like a baby knowing theres bloodthirsty zombies lurking everywhere
you know i am so fucking glad i got stuck with egbert in this whole mess
there is no one else i would rather fight off the zombie hordes with and not just because he is damn handy with that hammer
pretty sure hes the only one who could keep a smile on his face through all this
pretend like everything will actually be fine in the end
i have no idea if he actually believes it but i have the sneaking suspicion he aint actually that dumb
kind of wish he was
kid deserves some peace
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made it up to roses
nothing here but a lot of a fire and a healthy stash of alcohol
like man what is it with this place and fire
gotta hand it to mom lalonde though keeping the liquor cellar outside was a stroke of genius
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gpd tthat dfuckin egbrrt cn be suhc n ass
like
thereas fuckin zombiis tajen o;ver hte fgodam wrold
im goinna ddink what i wadnt to
but hes alk
we gotta keewp our sperits up
fuck htsat
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god shit fuck damn
fuck hangovers
fuck shooting zombies with a hangover
fuck fuck fuck
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john sat me down and gave me an honest to god talking to
like hes my dad or something
i seriously do think he was channeling his dad there
think he barely stopped himself from telling me he was proud of me
also i think hes worried about me
as if thats a useful thing to be doing right now
there are fucking zombies
who gives a shit about my mental health
of course im not in a fucking good place right now jesus christ there is no good reason to even bother being sane
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john says we should head back to texas
think he thinks i might be happier there
like happy is a fucking concept that even holds any meaning anymore for anyone but him
i told him we should try to find jade
dunno how the fuck we could pull that off but he lit right up
guess hes got a plan
or hes just too damn optimistic for his own good but whatever
he says the only way to go now is forward and fuck
but i guess hes right
Re: FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA