Bonus Round 6

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Bonus Round 6

Recs

Hey, shippers! This is the last bonus round, which we’re all very sad about. So let’s talk about some of the awesome stuff created throughout the HSO!

Rules

1. Rec at least three fanworks from the main or bonus rounds! They do not have to be connected to each other in any way.


2. You may not recommend material created by members of your own team.


3. Each recommendation must include at least three full sentences about why it’s awesome. Please use the format specified below.


4. You may recommend as many sets as you like, so long as each set has at least three recs in it.

Title & Rec Format
If you are doing a fill, use this format in your title.
FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

The content of the post should be in this format (extend as necessary):
<b>Rec 1:</b> (title) <b>Team:</b> (the team the creator belongs to) <b>Creator:</b> <b>Why I’m recommending it:</b> (please be as specific and descriptive as possible!) <b>Rec 2:</b> (Title) <b>Team:</b> (the team the creator belongs to) <b>Creator:</b> <b>Why I’m recommending it:</b> (please be as specific and descriptive as possible!) <b>Rec 3:</b> (Title) <b>Team:</b> (the team the creator belongs to) <b>Creator:</b> <b>Why I’m recommending it:</b> (please be as specific and descriptive as possible!)

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Comments

FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT

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(warning: rude language)

YOU KNOW WHAT, SUCKERS? I AM NOT FUCKING DONE SPAMMING THIS BONUS ROUND FOR INFORMATIVE PURPOSES AND ALSO POINTS. SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Rec 1: BURN THE MAPS THAT CHART YOUR DREAMS
Team: SOLLUX<>TEREZI
Creator: THIS TEAM WAS PREVENTED FROM WINNING THE NOBEL ECONOMIC PRIZE SINCE THE NORWEGIAN AWARDS COMMITTEE ONLY SHIPS IN THE <3 QUADRANT DURING THE COLLAB ROUND. C'MON, AWARDS COMMITTEE.
Why I’m recommending it: ARE YOU READY TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER EEYORE AFTER READING THIS FIC??? TOO BAD, BITCHES. YOU'RE GOING TO BE STRAPPED DOWN CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE AND FORCED TO READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS. YOU'LL CRY HUGE CROCODILE TEARS DOWN YOUR ACNE SMATHERED CHEEKS FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL ENTRY. SOLLUX AND TEREZI ARE EXACTLY WHERE THEY SHOULD BE CHARACTER-WISE, AND THE PEEP SHOWS OF OUR OTHER BELOVED TROLLS... YOUR LITTLE HEART WILL SHATTER INTO A MILLION FUCKING PIECES. IF YOU WEREN'T SAILING ON THIS SHIP BEFORE, YOU'RE SAILING NOW. YA'LL DON'T MESS WITH THE SOLLUX TEREZI FRIENDSHIP TEAM, OTHERWISE THEY'LL SINK YOUR SHIP.

Rec 2: IT HAD TO BE YOU
Team: ERIDAN<3SOLLUX
Creator: I'M RUNNING OUT OF COLLAB ROUND BASED QUIPS, HERE.
Why I’m recommending it: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE FUCKING BEST? COLLEGE AUS. ALSO COFFEE SHOP AUS. THIS FIC HAS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, JUST LIKE HANNA MONTANA IF SHE WERE MADE OF GOOD THINGS INSTEAD OF A HIVEMIND OF CENTIPEDES. I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE ART FIRST, BECAUSE ALL THESE PICTURES MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP ERIDAN'S BONES. SERIOUSLY, EVERY GODDAMN ONE. LOOK HOW WELL DONE THESE PIECES ARE. THEY ARE SO WELL DONE, THE METAPHORICAL STEAK WHICH REPRESENTS THEM IS BURNT TO A CRISP AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING EATING IT BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS. THE FIC ITSELF, OH MY SWEET MOSES, HOW SWEET CAN YOU GET? THIS IS LIKE, THE ESSENCE OF ORGANIC SWEETNESS, NO FUCKING SPLENDA TO BE FOUND HERE. SOLLUX IS THE PERFECT BARTENDER, AND ERIDAN IS PERFECT AS THE PRINCE OF HALF-AND-HALF (get it? do you get it? guys?) YA'LL BETTER BOW DOWN TO THE ERIDAN SOLLUX LOVEY DOVEY TEAM, OR THEY'LL SERVE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE WITH EXPIRED MILK IN IT.

Rec 3: DEISIDAIMONIA
Team: KARKAT<3SOLLUX
Creator: AND ON THE THIRD DAY, MOM LALONDE CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND SAID, "LET THERE BE COLLAB ROUND," AND LO! WAS IT BEAUTIFUL AND ALL WEPT.
Why I’m recommending it: LOOK AT ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING OPTIONS. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE BESIDES ALL THE OTHER THINGS I LISTED IN THIS COMMENT AND THE ONE BEFORE IT? OPTIONS. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU? THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING DIALOGUE CHOICES AND CHARACTERS IN THIS I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I LEARNED SOME PICKUP LINES TO USE ON THE CHOICE BITCHES FROM SOLLUX, I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL BACKGROUNDS, AND I ROLLED IN THE SWEET, SWEET ECSTASY OF FUCKING FABULOUS ENDINGS. ALSO I LOVE MYSELF A GOOD MYSTERY, BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY AGATHA CHRISTIE AND MY ROSEMARY AND THYME, AND YOUR TEAM HAS STOOD UP AGAINST ENGLISH SOAPS. THAT'S A CHALLENGER FROM HELL, AND YOU GUYS BEAT IT'S ASS LIKE NO OTHER. YA'LL BETTER NOT FUCK WITH THE KARKAT SOLLUX UGLY BUMPIN' TEAM, OR THEY'LL SICK A HORRORTERROR HELLHOUND ON YOUR ASS